Things you thought you'd never say

[sus]

I'm in awe of Arianna Huffington.

[sus]

1. There's too much cheese on this pizza.

[WillParkinson]

2. Not tonight, dear...

I have a headache.

[sus]

3. you got me straight trippin' Boo!

[NuckinFutz]

4. I'm glad to see Kansas...

not to dis Kansas, mind you.

[GOPisEvil]

5. I'm buying a house.

:scared:

[bowens43]

6. Ronald Reagan isn't the worst president to serve during my lifetime.....

[Bertha Venation]

16. Ladies & gentlemen, we have a winner.

Right on.

[wtmusic]

7. You march right in and clean up your room

Yikes, was that me?

[sus]

8. I think I like Britney Spears

[sus]

9. okay. but only if you use LOTS of lube...

[GOPisEvil]

10. Seriously, one time a night is enough for me.

[BurtWorm]

11. Iffy donuts spank festering manholes.

What would Freud say about that?

[Canuckistanian]

12. Don't make me come over there

Or "More sausages? No thanks"

[Minstrel Boy]

13. Will you marry me?

Well, I never thought I'd say it again. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

14. I'm stuffed. No more pizza for me.

[Bertha Venation]

15. Don't explode your donut.

Don't slap your burrito.
Don't step on the lettuce.
Get the broccoli off your arm.

Our family has a whole list of 'em.

[Loonman]

17. "Those damn kids are out of control, these days"

"What's a guy gotta do to get some peace and quiet?"

[readmylips]

18. Using the F word...

a word I hate and never said in my life until I got to hate foking bush.

[prolesunited]

19. I love you

to a man. Seriously.

[LynneSin]

20. I can't be bothered with flossing

(ok, that's something I can't say to my dental hygenist, which btw I just got my teeth cleaned today)