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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:03 AM
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I feel good about squashing ants
I feel that, based upon various belief systems, they have ended up in a better place. That place may be:

1) reincarnated as something greater universally speaking than an ant.

2) Ants are evil doers because they destroy the gardens that god's farmers have lovingly tended.

3) It will teach the other ants a lesson.

Am I wrong? Am I an evil doer? (at least I don't eat them)
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phrenzy Donating Member (941 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:05 AM
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1. Also
Don't forget that the Ants hate us for our freedoms.
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:07 AM
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2. Very perceptive!
keep that keen eye open!
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U2Fanatic Donating Member (187 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:08 AM
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3. lmao
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:12 AM
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4. Are they fire ants, or "regular" black ants?
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:17 AM
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5. army ants
and navy ants and marine ants too.
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:20 AM
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6. As far as I'm concerned
It's only OK if you do it to Navy ants. Our army and marine ants are overextended right now.
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:27 AM
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7. What a typically liberal response!
There are no absolutes, only relatives! It's okay to squash uncle Antarmydude, but not Mr. Navy?, the favorite cousin?

Is there no shame? If overextended, I suggest yoga and other meditational exercises. They may after all become an Army of one, and decide to include those other folks.

What did I just say?
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:31 AM
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8. What about just pulling the legs off?
Is that wrong?
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