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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 02:34 PM
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Bop til you drop
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 02:42 PM
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1. LOL
Thanks for the laugh!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 03:44 PM
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2. Anytime!
:)
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Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 03:52 PM
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3. ROFL - too too funny! Thanks!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 04:19 PM
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4. kick
:kick:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 10:18 PM
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6. kick for the evening crowd
:kick:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 04:28 PM
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5. LOL! n/t
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 10:22 PM
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7. Hahahahahaaha!
Thanks GoG! That's a good one to sleep on!

Good Night! :hi:
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