The new Heimlich maneuver-Joke

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A father walks into a book store with his teenage son.  The boy is holding a quarter in his teeth.    Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.    The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.  

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  At the sound of the commotion, she  looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.  Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.   As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.

Are you a doctor?" 

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce Attorney".

 

[beyurslf]

1. ROFL! Love it!

[damnraddem]

2. Heh. But I thought it was going to be like the new Catholic chess move:

bishop fondles pawn.

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4. Beautiful.

Bishop fondles pawn. I love it!

[rustydog]

3. Husband and wife are eating in a restaurant...

The wife starts choking on food and the husband panics not knowing what to do.
A gentleman identifies himself as a doctor and offers to help. he immediately lifts the woman's dress and starts licking her butt.
The husband was shocked but watched in amazement when his wife spit out the offending food.'
he told the doctor he was grateful for saving his wife, but would have to report him for the disgusting act he performed on his wife.
The doctor asked: What? haven't you heard of the Hindlick maneuver?