How would YOU cast the Dumbya Movie?

[Gringo]

We've all heard that thay are working on some movie to try and portray Chimpy "heroic" and "a president" on 9-11.

If you were making a flick, what would you name the film, and how would you cast it? (Apologies if this has been done)

here's mine:

"Master of Disaster: The George Dumbya Bush Story"

Dumbya: "Ernest" (the doofus from those "Ernest" films
Unka Dick: Harvey Korman
Condoleeeeeeeezzzzzzza Rice: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ari Fleischer: Harvey Fierstein
Rummy: Dennis Hopper
AssKKKroft: Udo Kier
Saddam: Gabe Kaplan
Osama Bin Laden: Woody Allen
Jebby: Ned Beatty
Cruella Katherine Harris: Ann Coulter in a wig.

[Lady Freedom]

1. Casting bush is esay....

just go out to a field and get a large rock!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Or.......

A carboard cutout of a large c*@k. No one will know the difference.

[MoonGod]

3. Hmm

"Junior"

Bush: Vern Troyer
Cheney: Mike Myers
Condi: Ann Coulter
Rumsfeld: Dennis Hopper
Gore: Martin Sheen
Ashcroft: Ahnold
Blair: Hugh Grant
Kissinger: Ben Stein
Laura: Annette Benning
Poppy: CGI (on edit: greenscreen would do, too)

I was also thinking maybe something titled "High by Noon" with Clint Eastwood as Bush. "Either you're with us or against us. Do you feel lucky, punk?"

[JackSwift]

4. My cast

Dumbya: Keneau Reeves
Unka Dick: Mel Brooks
Condoleeeeeeeezzzzzzza Rice: Whoppie Goldberg
Ari Fleischer: David Leisure
AssKKKroft: Jon Voight
Saddam: Barbara Bush
Osama Bin Laden: GHW Bush
Jebby: Sting
Cruella Katherine Harris: Glenn Close

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Who needs actors?

When the real thing is such a farce?

How about a cut-throat reality show in which the public gets to vote someone out of Washington, D.C. every week? The loser has to work in a job voted upon by the members of DU.

Condy cleaning Taco Bell bathrooms?
Dubya scooping poop at the park?
Rummy in a budget-slashed senior home?
It's America's Choice!

[MoonGod]

6. Oooh!!

Ashcroft as a cameraman for gay porn.
Scalia and Santorum as gay porn stars.

And Cheney?... picking cotton.

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Pat Robertson and Ann Coulter too

Although I have serious doubts over any notion of gay porn. Some people are just not attractive to any sexual identity.