Good things that have happened since Bush took office.

[Deere_John]

* Manhattan sunrises no longer marred by annoying WTC towers.

* Thousands of Reservists and National Guard getting a break from the
tedium of their civilian lives.

* Conservatives have discovered new depths of compassion for drug addicts.

* America has now taken posession of awesome new cloaking technology that
can render WMDs undetectable.

* Finally got to find out what that sneaky Mrs. Wilson was really up to.

* Got rid of that silly fashion taboo about the president wearing a
military uniform.

* Courtroom news coverage now all about exciting celebrity rapes and murders
instead of dreary Enron and Worldcom prosecutions.

* Help is on the way for those who are suffering nasty "endangered species"
infestations.

* On TV: more talk shows, sitcoms, and dramas, fewer annoying press conferences.

* New voting machine technology makes it possible to decide elections
without requiring voters to make those tiresome trips to polling places.

* Now much easier for schoolchildren to memorize names of countries that like us.

* Number of boobs on display at Justice Department press conferences reduced by 50%.

* Now you can protest in spacious and comfortable First Amendment Zones, avoiding
noisy crowds.

* Press has finally gotten over annoying habit of picking apart presidential statements
looking for tiny inconsistencies.



Apologies for any inadverdant plagiarization.

[terrya]

1. If I can offer one more....

The put upon ultra rich don't have to pay so much in taxes anymore.

[Rose Siding]

2. Love the Ashcroft reference

:D

[EdgarFriendly]

5. more...

Beltway Sniper

Space Shuttle exploded

Russia learned how to take Americans into space

China figured out how to get into space

Huge solar flare takes out some communications

South California fires kill dozens and destroy 1000's of acre's of land and houses

California learns how to use their "recall" laws

Yet another actor becomes Governor of Cali.

North Korea announces it has Nukes and it doesn't care what America thinks

Rush Limbaugh becomes addicted to Rx drugs

Woman in florida is starved to death because her husband is tired of taking care of her

Illuminati continue control of the White house

Aliens finally learn that Earthlings are dumber than they thought.

[rjbcar27]

3. Very good

Welcome BTW! :hi:

[KoKo]

4. LOL's Thanks.......so true!

:D