Congressman Lets His Guitar Do The Talking/Rove leaks Santa's identity

[noahmijo]

I know Theprofessor will love this one ;)


In other news...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43691

WASHINGTON, DC—The recent leak revealing Santa Claus to be "your mommy and daddy" has been linked to President Bush's senior political adviser and deputy chief of staff Karl Rove.

"If this devastating leak, which severely undermines the security of children everywhere and has compromised parent-child relations, came from the highest levels of the White House, that is an outrage," said former Bush counterterrorism adviser and outspoken Bush Administration critic Richard Clarke.

The identity of the mythical holiday gift-giver, previously known only in grown-up circles, was published in the popular Timbertoes cartoon in the December issue of Highlights For Children. Jean Abrams, a conservative firebrand known to have close ties to Bush appointees in the Department of Education, revealed "Santa" to be a code name for anonymous parental gift-giving.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43691




I was gonna post this in the lounge but there's no more beer left!

[displacedtexan]

1. I could paste this on my blog, and my hate mailers would...

try to defend KKKarl Rove!