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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:52 PM
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Santa's comment after seeing the speech
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 02:05 AM
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1. Kicked and recommended! Thanks for posting this in the night...
"He sees you when you're sleeping... (LIES)
He knows when you're awake (LIES)
He knows if you've been bad or good (LIES)
So be good for goodness sake..." (LIES)

Hey, Santa's being helped by Al Franken from AAR tonight!

"Good night and good luck"... wasn't that Edward R. Murrow one hell of a broadcaster?

Radio_Lady
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 02:06 AM
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2. Is anyone awake on the West Coast or Hawaii? Give this a vote!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 02:07 AM
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3. That's it! Bushler is going to torture Santa now.

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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:35 AM
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9. Just imagine the Intel Santa can gain in just one night!
Flying around the world like that and visiting every home, why Santa could be an advertising coup for the TIPS program. Keep your eyes and ears open Santa, there's "terraists" around every corner!
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Norrin Radd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 02:08 AM
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4. There is no way Santa ever believed in him in the first place.
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Pam-Moby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 02:41 AM
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5. I am with you Santa, but I never did believe in B*sh n/t
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 02:44 AM
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6. Santa. . .I'm Jewish. I believe in your more than I believe Bush!
I believe a make believe person over this make believe pResident.
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:54 AM
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7. Have that black coal ready , Santa.
Little Lord Pissypants has been a bad, bad boy...

Peace.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 07:04 AM
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8. ANYMORE? Holy Christo! ANYMORE?
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:49 AM
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10. Perfect. But it took Santa way too long to stop believing the liar!
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:59 AM
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11. that's funny!
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PurpleChez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 12:15 PM
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12. He has started to look like a pathetic little troll, hasn't he?
Too bad he's ostensibly still the most powerful man in the world. It's gotta suck for him to remember the days when folks thought he could eat lightning and fart sunshine and then look at his current situation -- 'people just won't OBEY anymore!!'
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 01:25 PM
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13. I damn near busted a gut!
Edited on Mon Dec-19-05 01:26 PM by Hubert Flottz
I know only too well what the X jolly old dude means!

Merry Fitzmas.

EDIT>>>. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 01:30 PM
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14. Why does Santa have a stocking?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 01:47 PM
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15. I think that goes with his flightsuit when the stocking's rolled up.
Least that's the way some guys wear 'em...
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