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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 02:41 PM
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HOLIDAY gift idea! Jerry Falwell's "FASTING CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE!"
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 02:45 PM
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1. He only fasts....
from the time he goes to sleep, to the time he wakes up!
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deadmessengers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 02:46 PM
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2. He fasts
...that is, if you count the time between bites as "fasting".
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 02:47 PM
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3. Mr. Pudgy has the nerve to say that????
Last time I saw him, he was close to blimp size!
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 02:48 PM
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4. That settles it
he is delusional. Can he not see the irony? Doesn't he know how everyone (including, probably, most of his followers) will chortle and giggle?

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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 02:50 PM
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5. He meant breakfast.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 02:56 PM
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6. Why this book has been published
There was a book of celebrity fasting stories that came out a year ago or so (sorry, but I don't remember the name of it). The only problem is, that it was "New Age", and nobody hates New Agers like Fundagelicals (although the Skeptics try their damnedest).

Every time there's a big seller in the New Age market, you can be sure there will be a Jeebus-land knock-off within a few months.

--p!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 03:05 PM
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7. That fat ass probably doesnt even know HOW to fast!
So why is he writing a book on it?
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 04:19 PM
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8. Note he says "CAN" Change your Life...
...not It Changed My Life.

Much easier to tell others what to do than to do yourself...always.
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