Concerned Women for America's (gag) Naughty and Nice List

[davidinalameda]

Thanks for providing us with a list of businesses to shop at!

Concerned Women for America (CWA) presents our first Christmas list showing which businesses are honoring the Reason for the Season (the birth of Jesus), which ones are not, and which have mixed records.



NICE


Macy's

Chick-fil-A

Kroger

IHOP

Saks Off Fifth Avenue

Kay Jewelers

Capital One

Hobby Lobby

In-N-Out Burger





SOMEWHAT NICE SOMEWHAT NAUGHTY


Walgreens

Wal-Mart

L.L. Bean

Sears

Lowe's





SCROOGES


Target

Office Max

Kmart

Staples

Home Depot

Best Buy

Kohl's

BJ's

SC Johnson

Verizon

Radio Shack

Zales

Outback

Lexus

Old Navy

Cingular

Reckitt Benckiser

Pier 1

Red Lobster

Office Depot

Gillette

Applebee's

Burlington Coat

Dell

Milton-Bradley

U.S. Postal Service

Costco

[Ron Green]

1. "In-N-Out Burger"

I didn't know you could say that in mixed company.

:blush: :rofl:

[NV Whino]

6. It's okay unless

you remove some of the letters.

;)

[Flubadubya]

28. You mean lettuce... not letters!

;)

[NV Whino]

43. No, series, I mean letters

Remove the B. Remove the g. Remove the e. Remove the final r.

[Deja Q]

18. Mixed company being bulimics? Or people with, um, upset tummies?

:rofl:

[NV Whino]

2. The U.S. Postal Service?

:wtf:

[BOSSHOG]

8. The Post Office probably

has the audacity to not discriminate against homosexuals or black people when it comes to hiring practices. Pure fucking evil organization.

[NV Whino]

14. Ah well, there you are.

I thought maybe it was their diversity of stamps.

[ET Awful]

13. Maybe because of the stamp celebrating a Muslim holy day? n/t

[Momgonepostal]

35. I work there, I had no idea I was so satanic! nt

[tanyev]

3. Cool. Now I know where to spend my money.

Scrooges, unite!

[Betsy Ross]

4. Just one more reason

that I am going to get a Costco membership. I don't expect to shop there much, but I sure want to support one of the best employers in the country,

[AX10]

5. "Klanswomen Against America"

n/t

[Kadie]

7. So many scrooges

Costco and Target are on my list to go to next week.

[FreedomAngel82]

15. Good

Target is my favorite store. :) And Cingular is the company my family uses for our cell phone coverage.

[ET Awful]

9. Hmmm, I'm going to venture a guess they've never read A Christmas Carol

otherwise, Costco would most definitely not be on their list of "Scrooges". When you look at the way Costco treats their employees, they are as far removed from "Scrooge" as it is possible to be and remain in business.

[Thom Little]

10. Check out their website here. Just more extremists perverting the Bible.

http://www.cwfa.org/main.asp

[BattyDem]

11. The Reason for the Season?

Here's a list of "honors" from Macy's web site:

> Save 25% on hats, gloves, scarves for her!
> Save 10-30% plus values on coffee and espresso makers
> Save 10-20% plus values on electronic gifts
> Save 30-50% on holiday ornaments and décor
> Save 30% on boots for her
> Save 20-50% plus values on cookware


Exactly how does a 10-50% off sale honor the birth of Jesus? :shrug: :eyes:

[ET Awful]

17. And why are they selling holiday ornaments instead of CHRISTMAS ornaments?

They MUST be stopped. :P

[BattyDem]

24. They have Hanukkah items, too!

How dare they sell those?! Everyone knows that the Christians OWN December! :sarcasm:

[davidinalameda]

41. if Macy's doesn't have a sale every week

I'd get worried

[BOSSHOG]

12. I've recently done business with 12 on the Scrooge List

Great to know I'm funding the good fight.

I must admit I ate at Chick-fila several months ago. Never again. Thanks for the list ladies.

[Bridget Burke]

16. Ah, CWFA--your one stop place to shop for Right Wing Religious Lies!

www.cwfa.org/articles/9657/MEDIA/family/index.htm

Their article in 2003 was an early volley in the War on Christmas. It included the address of Macy's chairman--so the sheep could exert extreme pressure. It worked.

www.cwfa.org/articledisplay.asp?id=5040&department=CFI&categoryid=misc

CWA was founded by Beverly LaHaye to fight the Equal Rights Amendment. She met her husband Tim at Bob Jones University. Here's one take on the LaHayes:

Tim LaHaye has become such a dominant influence in American Christian culture because he has defined the terms of America's culture war. In 1979 he joined Falwell in starting the Moral Majority. He wrote the blueprint for how conservative Christians could "take back America" around a conservative political agenda in his most important work, The Battle for the Mind. This book was a huge bestseller, but interestingly is not listed in any of the Left Behind books. (His new manifesto, Mind Siege: The Battle for Truth in the New Millennium, was released in January.)

In Battle for the Mind, LaHaye identifies with laser clarity what he sees as the real enemy of American Christians. He borrows the phrase that Francis Schaeffer coined, "secular humanism," and gives it sinister new conspiratorial definition. LaHaye asks us to believe that there is a monolithic group of humanists in America who have as their single agenda the destruction of Christian faith, family values, and democratic freedoms.

www.sojo.net/index.cfm?action=magazine.article&issue=soj0109&article=010921

From Sojourners--who remind us what real Christians can do.

[Touchdown]

20. Please don't. It's CWFA.

CWA is Communications Workers of America. The Bell/NBC/etc. union, among other things.


CWFA is a modern day John Birch Society, bent on killing all homosexuals, which they won't admit. I know they call themselves "CWA", but they are co-opting bitches who have a MAN as a spokesman.

Sorry, but they make my skin crawl when they have the same acronym as my union.

[Bridget Burke]

25. I corrected the title....

The Busybody Biddies use "CWA" as their acronym. But I'll gladly let your union take precedence!

[Touchdown]

33. You didn't have to but your beautiful anyway.

:hug:

[Kali]

32. oops CWA is also for

our new local citizens group trying to get a handle on the explosive growth and water demands - the Community Watershed Alliance......

[rucky]

19. Welcome to the 7th Grade.

Check this box if you like Wal-Mart

[BattyDem]

21. LOL! I just realized something ...

Within the last month, I have shopped at Staples, Best Buy, Kohl's, BJ's, Outback, Old Navy, Applebee's and Costco. I have also done business with Verizon, Cingular and the U.S. Postal Service.

I have not shopped at any of the stores on the "somewhat nice, somewhat naughty" list. As for the "nice" list ... I did use my Capital One card and I browsed in Macy's, but I didn't buy anything.

So, I guess it's official .... I AM A SCROOGE! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[MichiganVote]

22. Does this group's title, Concerned Women for America ever remind you

of the kind of women who wear white cotton underwear for sex, swear they've never had an affair when they have, whose kids are perfect satanists, walk stiff necked, talk slack jawed, aristocrat wanna-be's that...um....most common sensical women avoid like the plague because they just bore the living snot out of you?

[madrchsod]

29. reminds me of the

http://www.cofcc.org/
Council of Conservative Citizens -

[MichiganVote]

39. Oh yes, the soft southern "Concerned" vs. the radical 'Pissed off'

[ET Awful]

31. You mean women like . . .

or

[MichiganVote]

38. You got it! Makes the Junior League look like hookers

[MountainLaurel]

40. The sort who

Are all smiling and friendly to you on the outside, but internally they're taking in inventory of your shoes, your windblown hair, the lack of makeup plastered on. The sort who nod their heads when the preacher talks about the evils of abortion, but are meanwhile have scheduled a visit to Planned Parenthood with their 13-year-old daughter because having a baby would ruin her chances of being 8th grade cheerleading captain.

[MichiganVote]

44. And the kind who flatter themselves by having chosen a husband

who makes the money that cloaks their real lives, their real needs, their real pain from themselves, from each other. A pasted on life with a pasted on Jesus.

[Cleita]

23. Well, I won't be shopping at any of them.

Christmas is now a period of mourning for me and is off my shopping list.

[Initech]

26. Cool, now I know which stores to shop at!

[madrchsod]

27. jesus says

shop at http://craigslist.org/ and help your neighbors get rid of their junk...

[maxrandb]

30. The US Postal Service???

Don't even go there ladies.

[Touchdown]

34. LOL! Can you imagine these crones shopping at Sak's?

They walk up to a mincing queen with giant lisp, perfect hair and eyebrows, as he asks these homophobes if they want a facial. They get one, buy stuff, walk off, he makes $30 commission, and they say..."Is he?...No! He can't be. He was so nice!":rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

36. Keep in mind, some of those on the Scrooge list, such as

Outback Steakhouse, are also 100% repuke donators. So be selective.

The best thing all of us can do is scale down the material part of the holidays anyway. Less gift purchasing, more time spent enjoying ourselves and relaxing, that's what I say.

[Kurovski]

37. The whole "reason for the season" has nothing at all to do with shopping.

What an enormous bunch of flaming idiot fuckwads.

What a shit-bag mix of hypocrisy and lost irony.

Why can't those twits just take some responsibility and work out their mommy and daddy issues with ma and pa? Quit acting-out in public, annoying and intruding upon the rights of your fellow Americans before we end up sending y'all to mandatory mental health testing.

They keep calling us commies and Stalinists, we may as well act upon it and start locking them up in nut houses.

Jeez.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! What's the big fuckin' deal with saying that to cover everyone, ya' purposefully provocative, self-righteous, selfish, greedy, creepy-assed douchebags? Anti-social freaks.

Happy holidays!

[CBHagman]

42. Capital One? With the sadistic ads?

I must admit the spokesman of the retired pillagers amuses me, though not the pain inflicted on his fellow pillagers (and their hapless victims), but I hate, hate, hate those David Spade Capitol One commercials. So I don't see how the company is letting its light shine for Jesus or something on that order.

Come to think of it, one Capital One ad featured the music of Tchaikovsky, who happened to be gay, as I recall. Do Beverly LaHaye and her gal pals know THAT?

[jburton]

45. Who goes Xmas shopping at Kroger anyway?

Wrap a gallon of milk and a frozen pizza and put 'em under the tree, fundies.

[Kurovski]

46. And don't forget the carton of smokes.

Maybe they can find one with a manger scene on the box.