Has anyone seen George lately?

[DoYouEverWonder]

The POTUS was last seen in this staged photo of him supposedly calling a few soldiers on Thanksgiving. At least they remembered to hook up the phone to a cord this time. But we haven't seen hide nor hair of him since? I wonder how drunk he is right now?

[spindrifter]

1. What is that framed photo--it looks bizarre.

[Sydnie]

5. It looks like a blivet** hugging McCain moment to me

I wondered the same thing when I first saw it.

[all.of.me]

2. they are all under the weather today after

celebrating the twins' birthdays yesterday. i can imagine they are all pretty ill this afternoon, or maybe working off a hangover with a hair of the dog, starting the cycle all over again. it is probably just party weekend....

[RedRocco]

3. A quiet *,

is a scary * ...... :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Warpy]

6. Nah, they've announced a major speech for the poor dumb jerk

for sometime next week. He's spending all his time with his office wives, Rice and Hughes, trying to memorize it enough that he won't mispronounce too many words.

I'm sure the smell of flop sweat is in the air, too, judging by Pox New's latest poll numbers.

[SpiralHawk]

4. I'd bet a slice of left-over pumpkin pie (starting to mold already)

That Bush appears with another FACIAL when he crawls out of his hidey hole at the Imperial Pig Farm Upon Crawford.

[MANative]

7. I actively avoid seeing him....

makes my stomach turn and my blood boil every time I see his face or hear his phony TX accent. Stay out of sight, Georgie - maybe you do less damage that way.

[CoffeeCat]

8. I haven't heard a peep since he couldn't open the doors...

After the "NO Exit" incident, they probably figured that it was time for the public to forget that we have a President.

They sent him overseas, because when he disappears, his polls rise a bit.

My guess is that they're thinking, "Hey! If he just disappears entirely...maybe his polls will really take off!"

Did he make a Thanksgiving Day statement or speech?

[stevedeshazer]

9. Pardoning Marshmallow, the National Turkey?

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/11/images/20051122-1_p112205db-0095jpg-515h.html

[NanceGreggs]

11. "The National Turkey"

... another appropos name for *!

[teamster633]

13. Just when you think he couldn't look any more like a chimp...

...you see a picture like this. It's like a train-wreck-slow-motion metamorphosis: snotty, stupid, drunken frat boy turns simian right before your very eyes.

[...of J.Temperance]

10. A little birdie told me that Junior's gone on a six-day bender

Don't tell anybody else though, it's a secret.

Six-day bender with his JD and Vodka bottles.

[melody]

12. Sucking the last of the nose candy off the bathroom tile

Poor Goober

[DoYouEverWonder]

14. When you start splitting open the straw

to see if there's any left inside of it, you know you're in bad shape.