PHOTO: Restoring honor and dignity to the White House.

[Bluebear]

[babylonsister]

1. LMFAO! This is the first 'big' pic I've seen. What a dweeeeeb! nt

[Erika]

2. Help! Let me out!

Cheney? Haliburton, Come rescue me! Now. Hurry! I got you the profits as I robbed from the middle and lower class, why aren't you there?

[feistydem]

3. Did he shrink? Must have been into Alice's magic mushrooms again.

[neebob]

7. He just realized he took the pill that makes you small. nt

[Bluebear]

9. The special camera captures the man's moral stature. nt

[Liberty Belle]

4. Zounds! Locked in with a roomful of reporters? His worst nightmare!

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. So taht is what the leader of the free world looks like

a scared little cornered rat!

it is going to get far worst Mr wanted to be Emperor... far worst... by the time you leave, people will hate you in ways that will be hard to comprehend for somebody as coddled as you.

[Bluebear]

6. I was thinking tonight if there was ever as hated a US President

Certainly not in the world....33% of Americans think he is the Second Coming, but I wonder how he ranks in his own nations amongst his predecessors?

[burrowowl]

8. Huis Clos!

or Sartre's No Exit!?!?!
LOL!

[Bluebear]

10. Huis Clos meets Dorian Gray! nt

[burrowowl]

45. L'enfer, c'est les autres.

Hell, is others.
To Bu$hie must be reporters!

[SoCalDem]

26. "Georgie and the Big Red Door"

:rofl:

[Window]

11. Simple Simon.

Jeez what an eejit!




Peace

[aquart]

12. If we liked him, it would be cute.

But this is a mass murderer being cute.

And the charm falls flat.

[hippiegranny]

34. you said a WHOLE LOT

in three simple sentences. I could not agree more.

[Skidmore]

13. Damn, those photographers hate him.

[insane_cratic_gal]

21. I think it's the camera that hates him

Camera doesn't lie, or so they say.

[Marie26]

35. Not just photographers

ABC Evening News included this incident on their report on Bush's trip to China. I loved how there was absolutely no reason to include this, but they did anyway. The reporter said "Other than a few bumps..." (Cue Bush struggling with the door handles) "the trip has gone well so far." :rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. This is a keeper! The video was just shown on my local NBC morning news.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Get used to a room you can't get out of George....

Think bars. And guards.

And again, thanks for showing yourself to be the embarrassment we all know and ummm... detest.

[bklyncowgirl]

16. Clearly he needs an exit strategy.

At least the trip wasn't a total loss. He's provided Saturday Night Live, the Daily Show and Countdown some really great material not to mention, of course the late night talk show hosts.

As for cartoonists and photoshoppers just paste a big old Iraq sign on that door and you got your job done for you.

[QuettaKid]

17. LOADS of hilarious takes on this here....

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1769969

[insane_cratic_gal]

20. lol, here is one

It's amazing this man is able to walk around without a helmet and water wings


Edit: Had to add the caption in

[deutsey]

36. Here's my favorite

[Freedomfried]

38. LOL, its GEORGE, the stupidest stooge.

[trumad]

43. My contribution

[MsConduct]

52. Now this is priceless! LOL thanks for the laugh. n/t

[soup]

22. Wiping away tears,

thanks for the link.

ThunderCorp - "Why does the door hate America?"
"Only cowards cut and run..."

psycocop - "All your door are belong to us."

:rofl:

[soup]

23. "And that kids, is the definition of a bad poker-face."

from BraveLikePrawn

[opihimoimoi]

18. Cannot ride horses, bikes, Segways, couches, and, cannot even Open a Door

What a Dufus,,,,

[jane_pippin]

19. ABC and CNN are running the video

If I have to wake up early, at least I get to have a laugh.

[Ganja Ninja]

24. He truly is the Wile E Coyote of presidents.

I'm surprised he hasn't been hit by an anvil yet.

[Bluebear]

25. "ACME Anvil Co."

:)

[VOX]

41. Ever read the "Coyote vs Acme" humor piece by Ian Frazier?

It originally appeared in the New Yorker, I think, and it's gut-bustingly funny -- enjoy! :)

http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/coyote-acme.shtml

In the United States District Count, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19345, Judge John Kujava, Presiding
Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff
-vs-
Acme Company, Defendant
OPENING Statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, Attorney for Mr. Coyote:

My client, Mr. Wile E Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandize, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district and territory.

Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code, Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.

Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A.

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[KittyWampus]

48. thanks, I needed that

[Vinca]

27. OMG - this is the leader of the free world!

What an absolute, total jerk.

[EVDebs]

42. Bad spellers of the world, Untie ! seriously, this guy is off his meds

But look on the bright side, his old man barfed while in Japan

"NEWS FLASH ***** GEORGE BUSH VOMITS *****

Isn't it interesting what makes the top story of the day. Several
networks cut into programming life to cover the big news. A very
dramatic seen where Bush duck under the table to get rid of his dinner as a flock of secret servicemen swam around him. I'm surprised there wasn't a camera under the table. So why is it so interesting that George tossed his cookies? Is he the first president that ever threw up? I doubt it. The thing that makes it such a big story is Dan Quayle, mister heart beat away, who would be the one to walk right into the job.

Reality never ceases to amaze me. The president of the United States,
the most powerful person on the planet, the man with his finger on The Button, at any moment could be Dan Quayle! A man who's IQ is lower than his body temperate! What is wrong with this picture.

Imagine this! A spaceship orbits our planet. Aliens from an advanced
civilization from millions of light years away beam down to Earth to
make first contact with humanity. They say, "Take us to your leader!" So we escort them to the White House to meet Dan Quayle? I tell you what. If that happened I would be so totally embarrassed. Wouldn't you? Do you realize how poorly that would reflect on us as a species?"

http://www.totse.com/en/ego/on_line_zines/think004.html

Just a chimp off the ol' block !

[Catherine Vincent]

28. ROTFL!

What an Ugly mofo!

[Sparkle]

29. What is it with Bush* and doors?

[RobertSeattle]

30. Worst.Doorman.Ever.

[Bluebear]

32. He needs to knock off the paper-bag hooch while on duty. nt

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

31. The expression says...

...it all. "Just because I'm an illegitimate,ruthless, fascist dictator, doesn't necessarily mean I'm particularly bright."

[hippiegranny]

33. This, boys and girls,

is what STUPID looks like.

[Tom Joad]

37. This will be how Bushchild is remembered.

Your kids will be seeing this photo in the year 2015.

They will learn how we showed him the door in 2007. Yes, he will be impeached.

Visualize Impeachment.

[yurbud]

39. "damn, I never had to do this for myseff before. Where's my valet?"

[VOX]

40. During the Great Depression, many homes had portraits of FDR hanging...

in their living rooms.

Well, this is **THE** pic that is emblematic of up the * pResidency. I may print this out and hang it by my desk.

Thanks, Bluebear! :toast:

[Olney Blue]

44. Anyone know why there are two shadows?

[Demit]

57. There are two sources of light in the room

Either two different camera crews, or the flash of two different still cameras.

[Oilwellian]

46. I'm kicking myself....

for not keeping the Oaf Of Office moniker. :rofl:

[SofaKingLiberal]

47. This pic is a sign of things to come. :-) n/t

[not systems]

49. Bush has no exit strategy...

EOM

[upi402]

51. LOL oh gawd he makes it sooooo easy!

If he weren't such a harmful corrupt man it would be all in good fun.
:nopity:

[Zynx]

50. "If so powerful are you, why leave?"- Yoda

[MsConduct]

53. This 'moran' can't even control his face! n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

54. For the dictionary definition of the word "Doofus"

All you really need is that picture.

[SoCalDem]

55. Photoshoppers..please "fix" this pic..It needs cheney-ing

[NMMNG]

56. Is there ever a time when he doesn't look stupid? n/t