If someone from the * WH was

[spindrifter]

coming to your Thanksgiving dinner, what would you feed them? Don't forget, you just ran out of MRE's.

[Oceansaway]

1. pretzels.......and then i'd pray.......:)

[MuseRider]

2. I wouldn't. n/t

[classof56]

3. How about crow? Or maybe humble pie?

Actually, I'd send them to the nearest homeless shelter, where they'd probably get a better meal than they deserve.

Tired Old Cynic

[thecrow]

5. No no nooooooo. I object!

No crow!!

[classof56]

12. Whoops! Sorry, TC.

I was thinking of those big black creatures with wings that swoop down and eat road kill and make a lot of raucous shrieking noises. I'm sure that's not you! ;-)

TOC

[orpupilofnature57]

4. They'd get what the rest of us were having, but I guarantee you they

Wouldn't eat.

[FSogol]

6. Contaminated Halliburton Meals

from the trash.

[Individualist]

7. road kill

Well aged road kill.

[fooj]

8. I wouldn't let them near my family...however, if I HAD TO...

I'd feed them something laced with sodium pentathol! Let the games begin! LOL!!!

Peace.

[corkhead]

9. horseshit because that is all they've fed me for the last 5 years eom

[Jim Sagle]

10. To quote Jon Stewart: "Piss...straight from the cock!"

[Lengsel]

11. shit

Shit.

[Bluerthanblue]

13. the best I have- without ill will, or

hesitation- Just as so many people of nations other than this do-
And the way I would desire to be treated were I to go to their house.
Because to do otherwise, would be to become that which i choose NOT to be- and the only loser there, would be me.

sorry, i know you were looking for funny- but finding this kind of humor pretty sad and terribly familiar lately-

(and no, i'm not better than you- i'm just bitchy and tired of all the angry words disguised as anything other than exactly that- revenge is a meal best served cold)

[AndyTiedye]

16. Same Here, But They'd Also Get An Earful

[MadisonProgressive]

14. A nice chianti and some fava beans

[carolinalady]

15. Home made cranberry sauce. That shit tastes like crap no

matter how much you try to fix it up.

[jeanmarc]

17. rat poison

and lots of it.