Bush will be reintarnated as an ignoranus with a lot of glibido

[AnnInLa]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's {2005} winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.


2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you
realize it was your money to start with.


4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign
of breaking down in the near future.


6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.


7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person
who doesn't get it.


9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.


11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.


13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.


14. Glibido: All talk and no action.


15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they
come at you rapidly.


16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.


17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the
fruit you're eating.