Woman robs banks while on cell phone. She's just gotta be a Bush relative.

[Cyrano]

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20051115070409990001&ncid=NWS0010000000001

This was an AOL news story of a woman in Virginia who held up four banks while she was talking on a cell phone. Was she getting instructions? "...Okay, now tell them to shove the money in a bag."

This sounds like the strange lump on Junior's back during press conferences. People presumed that Karl was telling him what to say next.

This woman just has to be related to Junior. Let's face it. How many people in the world are that dense?

[mark11727]

1. Stickup note: "I HAVE A GUB."

If you didn't see the movie, you wouldn't get it :)

[Bunny]

6. It does not say "gub". It clearly says "gun".

[Skidmore]

2. This woman does appear to possess a whole lot of smarts.

Not even an attempt to disguise her appearance. Surprised she didn't pose for a close-up.

[NashVegas]

3. Wow. Good Multi-tasking Skills

;)

[mtnsnake]

4. She'll do little time, write a book, pose for Playboy, & make millions

...the American dream!

[MadHound]

5. Actually this is a pretty slick trick

It throws off the bank security guards and personell, who would be robbing the bank while on the phone after all? Thus, she goes through the line and up to the window, and possibly gets the money without raising the suspicions of anybody excepting the teller she speaks with.

Trouble is that she didn't follow through with disguising her appearance, or disguising her get-away vehicle. Busted.

[Cyrano]

7. Similar to the slick trick that Junior has pulled off for five years.

Many people still don't know that Junior is a Cheney/Rove sock puppet.