Pearly Gates Real Estate

[JJackFlash]

You may qualify for this mansion! No money down!
Zero percent interest rate!
http://www.raptureready.com/photo/mansions/mansions.html

The Rapture Index is currently 157
http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

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[longship]

1. Angels build wealth estates for Xtians?

What kind of coo-coo-bananas shit is this?

Why don't they just tell the men that they'll have 72 virgins and the women that they'll have 72 studs? I would think that they would get more converts that way.

Anyway, who in the fuck wants to clean a big house like that?

[SoCalDem]

12. Virgin Villa Estates

:rofl:

[prescole]

2. I'll stick with my trailer

just in case the Muslims win and I need to move.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. But first...

[JJackFlash]

4. Looks like ... gotta be ... yes, it's the head of a pin

and little dwarf thingys...

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

6. Lol.

Mark 10:25

It is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God.

Mark 10:26

Beware the little dwarf thingys!

[Bluebear]

5. Beautiful page! Crying here!

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. *lol* It's too funny

[GodHelpUsAll2]

7. That is simply

hillarious. The Rapture index???? I almost ck=hocked on my popcorn reading that. Thanks, I needed the laugh.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. Maybe I have low standards, but

this average Christian home suits me just fine.

[JJackFlash]

10. I prefer the God Fearing Mansion

It's pretty gothic

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Well I probably couldn't afford to heat that house

I'm really not a very good Christian. LOL