Pretend we've just been attacked again: What WILL bush do?

[mopaul]

and what will WE do?

[rock]

1. Suit up!

Now, where did he put that bunny outfit?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. he will blame democrats and CLinton.

We will have a police state to contend with.

[Lowell]

3. Run and hide

just like he did during 911. Then he will come out, wearing a uniform, and strut.

[SammyWinstonJack]

21. Don't forget the bullhorn!

:patriot:

[mopaul]

22. oh yes, the Lincolnian, Churchillian bullhorn, don't forget that prop

[durablend]

4. Dust off his copy of My Pet Goat: Revisited

For Laura to read to him!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. In private, he will dance with glee.

In public, he will surround himself with camouflage clad generals and flags, get that constipated look on his mug, and talk tough about hunting down the villains.

Then he will await the polls.

[peacebird]

11. Ding! Ding! Ding! we have a winner!

:toast:



especially love the description - dead on! that "constipated look" he gets when he's trying to look all presidential...

:evilgrin:

(editted for type... need coffee ..)
:yoiks:

[kentuck]

6. He'll start all over with his BS....

"We'l hunt them down one at a time. We'll get them dead or alive...etc..

[TheGunslinger]

7. Lock down the borders, racial profiling galore, kiss due process goodbye

and other sundry offenses against freedom.

[DS1]

8. Run like a fucking coward right to Air Force 1

and fly over Saudi territory for 48 hours, with infligh refueling. Looking at oil rigs makes him feel better. Meanwhile, Mecha-Cheney will suit up and go to Capital Hill and blame everyone but Bush for making this happen, Pat Robertson will be his moral grounding.

I'll invest in Halliburton and die rich.

[leftchick]

9. run, hide and suck his them....

and let cheney run the shadow government from his bunker

[murray hill farm]

10. First

He will call Cheney into his office and say.."good work, dick"

[Kahuna]

12. Blame the Democrats for what the whole world already knows..

that he weakened our country by stretching our army too thin, leaving the homeland defenseless and vulnerable to an attack.

[gulliver]

13. He'll spring into action...to begin taking political advantage.

"Where's my words guy? I'm gonna need some words. Hey, cell phone guy, get me Karl."

[atommom]

14. Hide first, then implement martial law, push for a stronger

Patriot Act, and tell the press that it all happened because liberals badmouthed the war and questioned his right to torture.

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. Right on the money.

So predictable, isn't he?

[Mutley]

15. Feign concern in public, have a celebration party in private,

spew out old, tired cliches during press conferences, then invade Norway.

[mopaul]

16. damn Norway anyway! they have weapons of mass destruction

i've never trusted their sneaky neutral asses.

[Mutley]

17. Living in that cold air does something funny to the brain, I tells ya!

Those Norwegians hate our FREEDOM! And our warm climate!

[UTUSN]

18. Hide for 3 Days, Then Venture Out with His Megaphone & Pom Poms n/t

[Domitan]

19. Martial law

and deal with a less supine population protesting this.

[Pharlo]

20. I don't know what he will do, but I can tell you what he won't do....

Anything a GOOD LEADER would do in such an instance.

[MojoXN]

24. He'll declare martial law...

And start confiscating firearms and rounding up dissenters. I, for my part, will vigorously resist, peacefully if possible, violently if necessary.

MojoXN

[mopaul]

25. blame syria, lebanon & iran simultaneously & start a REAL war

martial law for sure, a draft possibly. no matter what it won't be pretty.