Hey Pat Robertson

[raysr]

explain this:
Meet Godzilla, discovered at last in the Andes
By Steve Connor, Science Editor
Published: 11 November 2005

The fossilised bones of a giant sea monster nicknamed Godzilla have been unearthed at the foot of the Andes mountains in Argentina.

Scientists believe that the extinct creature was a marine predator between 65 million and 250 million years ago when dinosaurs ruled the land.

The beast measured 13ft from nose to tail and had jaws a foot and a half long which were armed with four-inch serrated teeth that could interlock to form a vice-like grip.

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_technology/article326337.ece

[silverweb]

1. Satan, of course!

Satan put those bones there to test true believers' faith. Don't you know anything? Sheesh!

:D

[raysr]

2. right on LOL

[Der Blaue Engel]

3. We had a total batshit-insane nutjob tell us in church in the 70s

that he had proof that a) carbon dating was a lie (he could create a fossil instantly with electric voltage that carbon dating would show to be millions of years old), and b) Adam walked with dinosaurs (he had a fossilized footprint of a man next to the footprint of a dinosaur).

They will make up anything and everything to keep the scary truth at bay, and they will lie, lie, lie their asses off to children "for their own good."

[NanceGreggs]

4. Rev Roberston's Reply to Your post:

Apparently this Godzilla creature you're speaking of was a heathen homosexual, who refused to accept the Bible, Christianity, the fact of intellgent design, and never once contributed a slim dime to my organization. That is why God struck him down in his prime.

As for your comment, to whit: "The beast had jaws a foot and a half long which were armed with four-inch serrated teeth that could interlock to form a vice-like grip," that is OBVIOUSLY not a pre-historic creature. It is a close relative of Dick Cheney's -- and how he wound up in Argentina, only the Good lord knows.

[rzemanfl]

5. On the contrary, lots of Nazis went to Argentina, it is a historical

fact...

[Soup Bean]

6. Robertson and his ilk drive people away from Christianity.

You would think they would figure that out by now. The Catholic Church seems to be reaching out to people.

[erinlough]

7. As long as they are not gay n/t

[Golden Raisin]

8. It was one of a pair...

No, no, no --- you don't understand. It was one of a pair --- the pair of Dakasauri that went on the ark with Noah. God specifically created the Dakasaurus and gave it all those razor-sharp teeth to chomp all the heathens, pagans, Jews, Muslims, blacks, and especially that satanistic/communist from Venezuela, Hugo Chavez. Why do you think they found it in the Andes? Buried with the bones they found an offer to send a miniature plastic set (genuine imitation gold) of the 10 Commandments if you make a contribution of $100 or more to the good reverend Robertson's 700 Club.

I SO wish Jesus would come back TODAY --- RIGHT NOW --- and smack the living shit out of hypocritical, money-grubbing, smug, mean-spirited, multi-millionaire Pharisees like that filthy piece of crap Robertson, whose every breath is a repudiation and perversion of what Jesus taught and stood for. Robertson, his brand of "Christianity", and his followers are an embarrassment and an affront to Christ and Christianity. Sadly, they are wealthy, highly organized and a major power in the political spectrum of the USA in 2005. God help us! Truly!

[BrewerJohn]

10. Wow. You sound a little upset with "Rev." Robertson

:applause:
Welcome to DU!

[upi402]

9. Heard Robertson's threat of god's natural disaster for ousting school

board members who pushed unintelligent design...
It was a barely disguised threat that god would abandone the citizens if a natural disaster visits. Was that election result in Philly?