The Clenis, the root (pun intended) of all evil

[Rocknrule]

Here's a list of what Clinton is supposedly responsible for according to the repubs:

9/11
WTC bombing #1
OKC bombing
Iraq war
Torturegate
Christ's crucificion
Adam eating the apple
Extinction of the dinosaurs

What else can be laid at the feet of the almighty Clenis?

[kenny blankenship]

1. It casts a long shadow over America

...a shadow of fear and menace--here seen enveloping several buildings on the Washington Mall, having narrowly missed the Capitol Building.

Damn you, Clenis!

[charlyvi]

2. BJ's for Republican youth.

They never had heard of them before, don't ya know.

[Kierkegaard]

3. Prohibition?

Three Mile Island.
Mt. St. Helens.
Chernobyl.
The fall of the Roman Empire.
Those annoying security labels on new CD jewel cases.

[DearAbby]

4. Well it is a known fact that the Clenis was the cause of the global flood

of the bible. Dont believe me? ASK ME.

global flood

really

honest


edit to capitalize the C in Clenis...very important

[Buddyblazon]

5. What do you do if the Clenis comes in your window?

SWIM FOR IT!!!!!!!!

[HockeyMom]

6. Oral Sex

ROFL Some Freepers actually say that.

[Buddyblazon]

7. I've heard that one too. They've really been pushing it lately...

"duh. teanage sex is down. butt now oral sex is risin'".

My comeback.

"If it were true that everybody was getting blowjobs...then why are we at war?"