If the Creator Was a Tad Better Designer
The Whiskey Priest
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Tue Oct-25-05 06:57 PM
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If the Creator Was a Tad Better Designer |
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Edited on Tue Oct-25-05 06:59 PM by The Whiskey Priest
Then man might not have spent so much of his time on earth being lunch on the food chain.
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Tue Oct-25-05 06:59 PM
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1. Maybe that was punishment for eating the apple? |
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Edited on Tue Oct-25-05 07:00 PM by SlipperySlope
We weren't low on the food chain in the Garden of Eden, so it must have something to do with the expulsion.
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:02 PM
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2. What are you talking about? |
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God gave us dominion over the earth, and all the things thereon. What are you, some kind of eggheaded intellectual or something?
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:03 PM
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3. If we were better designed my back wouldn't hurt right now. |
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Our spines are not well designed for walking on two legs. The support structures just aren't sufficient. Therefor we wind up getting back problems over time. Bad design.
Bad design but good adaption. Walking erect enables us to use our arms and hands for other tasks. This opens an entire plethora of tasks that we can accomplish. Most importantly the use of weapons and tools. This enabled our survival much more readily and compensates for the distress our backs experience as a result of walking around all the time.
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:29 PM
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9. By giving us a poorly designed back, |
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the Intelligent Designer is forcing us to innovate and produce machines to help us.
Also by giving us a poorly designed back the Intelligent Designer is forcing us to evolve over time. Wait I didn't mean that last part!!
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:15 PM
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4. Knees. Definite design flaw. eom |
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:25 PM
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Then we wouldn't be so self destructive :(
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:18 PM
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5. Sinuses draining into lungs. |
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Oh, and I have a beef about the perceptual data structures that cause us to fixate so readily on things like gambling and destructive drugs. Seems ol' creator ain't much more of a programmer than he is a injunear.
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:21 PM
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6. Sort of like the Jethro Bodine of deities |
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:23 PM
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7. Good design would have |
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included spinal cords that heal without leaving paralysis. That oversight has cost me dearly.
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Tue Oct-25-05 07:31 PM
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Especially since he managed to do it for some other animals. We're not good enough for the antifreeze and auto-healing nervous system?
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