Judith Miller is trying to land a book contract - Help her with the title!

[Ian_rd]

So, surprise, Judy is trying to score a book contract. What should be the title?

Protecting the Source: My Fight to Protect a Whistleblower Who Dared Speak the Government Line

1st Amendment Martyr: My Struggle to Defend the Right of Americans to Believe Government Lies

Smuggling Truth: How I Gave Hope to Dissident Pro-War Voices Within the Bush Administration

[SteppingRazor]

1. Come Up and See me Sometime: Whoring for War in the Bush White House

[mtnester]

2. 7 ways to whore yourself to the top . . and live to tell about it

[NNN0LHI]

3. My Life As A Mossad Mama n/t

[maddiejoan]

4. As The Aspens Turn

[Marnieworld]

10. very funny

my vote

[GreenPartyVoter]

44. Works for me *lol*

[tk2kewl]

5. I think 2000 families should sue her for wrongful death and confiscate

her book profits

[tabasco]

6. Chalabi's Secretary: The Story of an American War Whore

[Marnieworld]

7. I went to jail for a source that I cannot remember

subtitle: I left when I confidentiality was waived by someone who wasn't the source.

or Trust me even though I make no damn sense.

[TahitiNut]

8. "Monica Blew It - Knowing Who To Do And When"

[WI_DEM]

9. I Was A Middle-Aged Media Whore

[Skidmore]

11. Treason for Dummies: Selling Out Your Nation in

10 Easy Steps

[Skidmore]

12. Growing and Caring for Aspens for the DC Horticulturalist

[mestup]

13. The Spies Who Wouldn't Shag Me.

[11 Bravo]

14. Journalism for Bimbos, or ...

How to write a column with your feet behind your ears.

[Mabus]

15. "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind : An Unauthorized Autobiography

Part Deux" after Chuck Barris' book wherein he recounts his career as a CIA covert agent using his television notariety as part of his cover. Here's a review of Barris's book from Amazon.com. All it needs is a little rewrite and you've got Judith covered.

From Amazon:

Originally published in 1982 but out-of-print for years, '70s television icon Barris's forgotten autobiography is being reissued to coincide with the December release of a major film adaptation. After two decades of relative obscurity, Barris's memoir may finally find an eager audience. Readers will probably best remember Barris as the creator and host of The Gong Show, but his resume also includes such classic shows as The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game, as well as a hit song, "Palisades Park," and a New York Times bestselling book, You and Me Babe (1970). What will shock readers, however, is Barris's claim that, throughout his successful TV career, he was leading a double life as a decorated CIA assassin. While supposedly "scouting locations" to send his winning game show contestants, Barris was actually traveling to exotic locales to knock off America's Cold War foes. Or so he'd have readers believe. While far-fetched, the tension-filled scenes of Barris's supposed CIA activities provide an ingenious counterbalance to the story of his meandering personal life, the snarling critics who attacked Barris for dragging television into the gutter and hilarious recollections of how wholesome contestants would become inexplicably filthy once on the set of The Dating Game. Even though Barris's reputation as a wacky TV show host doomed this literary venture when it was originally published, it is in fact a remarkably well-crafted and entertaining book, both unflinchingly personal and at times laugh-out-loud funny. Twenty years later, it reads like a classic.
Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information, Inc. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0786888083/qid=1129828703/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-2489146-7499809?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

[mmonk]

16. Confessions

of A Neocon Whore

[Mabus]

17. Whore of Babbling On

or How I'd Sleep with Anyone to Get a By-line.

[gratuitous]

18. "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" is already taken

As is "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me."

I'm stumped.

[barbaraann]

19. Payment methods accepted: cash, credit card, blood of young Americans

n/t

[The Backlash Cometh]

20. "The Convenient Woman"

"Behind Enemy Lines: My job working for the NYT"

[Mabus]

26. Miller's Crossing: How My Life Resembles A Cohen Brothers Movie

a modern tale of the BFEE from a Charter Member.

[McKenzie]

21. Hacking for Dummies n/t

[Neil Lisst]

22. Scooter's Root - the story of a shill and the man who used her

subtitled
The Miller's Tail



Oh No he didn't go Chaucer's!!

[Norquist Nemesis]

23. Shilling For War n/t

[punpirate]

24. Something with some class...

... to make up for her lack of it:

Emanuensis

[Angry Girl]

25. The Power of the Pen: How to Kill 100,000+ People and Still Sleep at Night

[Burried News]

27. Cooperating with Dark Forces

[malaise]

28. How about

From the New York Times to Iraq on an airbed.

[bigbrother05]

29. I came, I saw, I lied.

Memories of a Media Tramp.

[BeyondThePale]

30. Journal of a Reprehensible Human Being

[Mabus]

31. Miller Dollar Baby

Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. has been unwilling to let himself get close to anyone for a very long time--then Judith Miller walks into his newspaper's office. In a life of constant struggle, Judith's gotten herself this far on raw talent, unshakable focus and a tremendous force of will. But more than anything, she wants someone to believe in her. The last thing Arthur needs is that kind of responsibility-- let alone that kind of risk--but won over by Judith's sheer determination, he begrudgingly agrees to take her on. In turns exasperating and inspiring each other, the two come to discover that they share a common spirit that transcends the pain and loss of their pasts, and they find in each other a sense of family they lost long ago. Yet, they both face a battle that will demand more heart and courage than any they've ever known. (with apologies to http://imdb.com/title/tt0405159/plotsummary)

[edbermac]

32. "Don't Drop The Soap In The Shower Room"

[Deb]

33. Black & White & Red All Over n/t

[Ian_rd]

36. nice (nt)

[Neil Lisst]

34. The Miller's Tail

as I indicated in another post

[Ian_rd]

35. From Thick White House Mattress to Thin Prison Mattress

Just had throw that out since it seems to be a recurring theme. hehe.

[ChiciB1]

37. How About Just Plain... Peek-A-Boo???

[readmylips]

38. Bloody Hands....

How I lied and helped kill thousands of innocent Americans and Iraqi citizens.

[KittyWampus]

39. How To Succeed In Journalism Without Really Trying

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

40. Tokyo Rose, Redux ..........

[FormerRepublican]

41. How I helped Bush and his Cabal destroy America in 5 short years...

Lessons in Corporate Management for Today's America. You too can steal mega-$$$ from the public purse and stash it in hidden overseas accounts...

:puke:

[LondonReign2]

42. Little Miss Whore Amok

n/t

[Marr]

43. Some of the People All of the Time: My Life in Propaganda

by Judith Miller

[NNadir]

45. Joey! My Struggle to Show That Goebells Got Nutin' On Me.

[jojog]

46. Words of Mass Distortion

[Maccagirl]

47. How to Give a BJ and Get Bumf*cked At the Same Time

Feel free to delete for icky mental image and profanity.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

48. mommy, there's a traitor under my bed