I Have a Question For You All

[RockaFowler]

Question: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

Answer: TEN.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb."

[FreedomAngel82]

1. LOL

I've read that one before and it's still funny. LOL. Especially about blaming Clinton. LOL.

[Jack_Dawson]

2. Which one's Condi?

Is that original material? Me Likey.

[stop the bleeding]

3. Better question is how many Bush officials are going to get indicted

1 Rove
2 Libby
3 Darth Vader
4 Hughes
5 Rice
6 Messer
7 Bolton
8 Dumbsfeld
9 Judy Miller - she pretty much works for them
10 - dipshit himself

[jeff30997]

5. You forgot Satan.

[stop the bleeding]

7. He's there - owe which was he, ah shucks just pick a number any number

their all a bunch of butchers

[wileycoyote]

8. Indictments

It doesn't matter how many get indicted. Boy George has to power to grant pardons to them all. Don't forget Iran-Contra. How many went to jail for that?

[newyawker99]

10. Hi wileycoyote!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[jeff30997]

4. LOL!

Great stuff!

[IDemo]

6. None: declare darkness the new light

[Imalittleteapot]

9. I just had my second laugh of the day.

Canoing in ankle deep water video was the first.

And my husband wonders about my fascination with DU. Thanks DUers for giving me something to smile about. :rofl: