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napkinz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:23 PM
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:24 PM
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1. Holy Shit! She is fucking fugly.
She looks like Frankenstein and Tammy Faye had a baby:puke:
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:26 PM
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2. I told him that hole didn't lead directly to my mouth and he laughed and
stuck his hand up there anyway.
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:27 PM
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3. Just another pretty face. NT
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:27 PM
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4. Mayb*lline!
Them raccoon eyes are long out of style. Also, what's with all the jewelry--some sort of superstitious thing going on there?
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democrank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:28 PM
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5. I`d like to caption this but
I`m too busy counting the pieces of jewelry. This is so neat....the first pixie to join The Supremes.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:40 PM
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10. Jewelry Review
She wore two long necklaces (one beaded) and a shorter necklace featuring a very prominent cross. Then, there was the de rigueur, post 9-11 American flag lapel pin and, on the other side, a gaudy bauble that just screamed, "Fashion police, come and get me!"

Whenever flags and crosses are juxtaposed, I get nervous.

That thing in the middle was the button on her suit jacket.
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pstans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:34 PM
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6. Get out of here while you can still save yourself
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:35 PM
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7. I don't really like
talking about my flair.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:39 PM
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9. Bwaaaahahahaha! "We're not in Kansas anymore."
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:36 PM
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8. Looks like she knows where the bodies are buried
because she was holding the shovel. The word "cryptkeeper" comes to mind.

And what's that dumb ass look on chimp's face? This pic sends off a very creepy vibe - like she has him hypnotized and under orders to kill.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:43 PM
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11. I can't believe I'm going to write this
but I feel sorry for her for looking like that.

I'm sure it's just a phase, don't worry :-)
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:43 PM
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12. so this is what Laura will look like when she is older
I hate the laura hairdo
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la la Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:54 PM
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13. she looks like an
acquaintance of mine - from years past - well actually, she was on a PTA Board with me - heh heh heh - and she wore lots of strange ugly jewelry like this - she ended up getting blood poisoning - I think from all her doo dads!
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:55 PM
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14. I will protect you GW........
how much do I owe you......how have done so much in the past! I will join Pat and help you out of your future troubles...........I will not tell if you asked me about Roe V Wade
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:56 PM
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15. Trick or Treat
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:57 PM
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16. Oh, my! She's only 60?
I've got 7 years on her and don't have half her wrinkles or those under-eye bags. And I've never been near a plastic surgeon or botox syringe. Maybe it's my genes. I'm wondering, though, if perhaps she's fudging on her age. Guess I'd better check her bio. Come to think of it, could have something to do with all those years covering for the "most intelligent man she's ever known." Or whatever!

Tired Old Cynic
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 07:59 PM
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17. BOO!
nt
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 08:22 PM
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18. Maybe it's just a matter of taste
but I don't like the black magic marker eye rings. Outside of looking somehow, ancient Egyptian, they are not very flattering to me. But that's just an opinion.
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Hanover_Fist Donating Member (130 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 08:23 PM
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19. We hates Baggins
forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 08:27 PM
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20. she looks like a nice old lady
of course looks can be deceiving, but she looks to me just like a nice old lady.
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matt819 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 08:55 PM
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21. "I love it when he puts his hand there, but just not in public!" (nt)
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SOS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:07 PM
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22. "I have given Junior a stern lecture
and he has promised to return Baseball Digest to the library in a timely manner."
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:13 PM
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23. Yikes! Did I just go back in time to 1986??
Looks like she's got the circa 1986 Princess Di Haircut, Madonna eye-liner, and Nancy Reagan jewelry. :eyes:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:16 PM
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24. What da fuck has happened to Florence Henderson?
:o
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:37 PM
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30. Ow
:rofl: :cry: :rofl:

that hurt
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:47 PM
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25. OMG, its Judge Judy!! n/t
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:49 PM
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26. I only ate three children when I was a witch.
Okay..4...5....6 Okay, I'm still a witch.
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i_c_a_White_Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:52 PM
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27. I think I do see a white Ghoooooooost
Yikes
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insane_cratic_gal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:52 PM
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28. The good news is
she has age spots. So there is an end in sight!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 09:53 PM
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29. "We're both crazy kooks."
"She's even crazier than I am."
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YouthInAsia Donating Member (806 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:40 PM
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31. would you look at how much EYELINER her old ass has on!!! WOW
And her eye sockets look like they're caving in. She's frightening. And an evangelical. :puke:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:41 PM
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32. "Another Zombie for Jesus"
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:14 PM
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33. Bush: My lips did NOT move! n/t
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gort Donating Member (567 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:29 PM
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34. It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!
Put the lotion in the basket!
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PatriotMom Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 02:24 AM
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39. Good one Gort, my favorite....
:hide:
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NinetySix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:31 PM
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35. Can't wait to see my naked body in the next edition of America (The Book)!
n/t
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jayctravis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:37 PM
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36. "Oh Madame, you are a saucy one! X for the block!"
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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:43 PM
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37. one for each
She: "Oh, my, do I really get an extra eyeliner with this Avon order!"

He: "Damn, Laura's got a spy, and the bottle is right over there."
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:46 AM
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38. This is what a militant excuser looks like.
(A take off from my fav bumper sticker: This is what a militant feminist looks like.)
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 02:29 AM
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40. GIMME MORE PHOTOS OF FRAU MIERS!!!
PLEASE!!! :D
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Pachamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 02:37 AM
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41. What kind of image are you cooking in your head Swamp'r?
With that eyeliner on Frau Miers, I'm thinking she's looking a lot like a blend of Chernoff and Lynne Cheney....I'm sure you'll come up with a good image soon too....

:hi:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 02:52 AM
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43. I need a large frontal of those eyes!
Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 02:53 AM by Swamp Rat


edit: Think:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 02:41 AM
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42. I gotta good shot at a threesome here.
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