BUSHBUG! YUCK!

[dxstone]

We need a fumigator!



DOUBLE-YUCK! We need ANOTHER fumigator to do something about that first one!

Entomologists and laymen alike agree that the Bushbug is one of the yuckiest bugs ever, both because of the terrible destruction it causes, and also as a shuddering nod to its extreme ugliness. Even when relatively content, these miserable little bastards often exhibit a shit-eating grin that is truly disgusting to not only humans but also small dogs and horses. This age-old plague upon the world (neoconnicus obnoxicum) tends to lay waste to everything in its path, and is one of nature's true anomalies in that it gives nothing back to the environment; it exhales nothing but lies, and it actually eats whatever it excretes, not out of hunger, mind you, but simply out of pure stinginess and spite.
They are an opportunistic bunch; in times of plenty they suck the blood of the unfortunate and the infirm, and call it business as usual. They will try to fuck you in your sleep, or whenever you turn your back on them; BEWARE! They are attracted to burning oil, mindless violence and big white houses, and they dislike sunlight, laughter and the happiness of children.
They don't even have any useful natural protection mechanism; in order to survive they surround themselves with a complex cocoon of spin-meisters, handlers and armed henchmen.
Also known by the following names and/or descriptive terms: Fuck-bugs, shit-bugs, bug-fuck idiots, neocons, jerkoffs, Republicans.
Once they have infested a large white house, they tend to stay there until they are literally shouted out by angry mobs in a continuous and concerted manner.
Bushbugs are the yuckiest things ever! If you don't agree, you are very likely a bushbug yourself; either that, or a total idiot.

[Booster]

1. Now, that's just butt ugly.

[dxstone]

3. Ugly AND STUPID!

These creatures are right off the moranometer; they have NEGATIVE IQs...
The ONLY thing they seem to know how to do is PR... deceit is their entire schtick; they seem to be nature's perfect LYING MACHINES...
Unfortunately, with a complicit media, it's working wonderfully for them...

[soup]

2. Say what?

also known as bug-fuck idiots? :rofl:

Wait... Why am I laughing? They're everywhere! Quick, grab a can of DeCon.

P.S. very apt description, dxstone.

[dxstone]

4. thanx, soup!

yer good food in my book, bucko!

now if I could only get a nom or 5... i guess no one's really all that in the mood for a laugh tonite... ah well...
i can't help it myself... I do what I can, but i'm just a clone... i'm justa buncha jokes, folks... I'm good for little but kicking this sad misadministration again and again in the 'nads from afar...
i'd like to think it helps, in the long run...

[unhappycamper]

5. Pigboy DeLay to the rescue.

Somehow I'm uncomfortable with that. . . . Don't know why.

Keep those graphics coming. :yourock:

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. What we really need

is a FEMAgator.

[ladylibertee]

7. LOL...EEEWWWWWWWW That's all I have to say.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Squish it quick!!

Then stomp on the bug.

:D

[kliljedahl]

9. Funny stuff

Whay are there no more nominations?

[soup]

10. One reason

(my own personal one)

Thought I'd recommended it last night, but apparently didn't. It's there now, though.

That and a kick for the creator of the term 'bugfuck idiots' (which still tickles me to no end this morning). Every once in awhile, ya just gotta laugh.

:kick:

[kliljedahl]

11. Kick

[katinmn]

12. I wanna see the star-nosed mole!

[lynettebro440]

13. Bug Ass Ugly

my new montra. Nice job bud.

Kicked and Nominated.:kick: