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[Kadie]

[Richard D]

1. Well Dorthy . . .

. . . "If I only had a brain"

[Richard D]

12. Ha!

[enid602]

2. *

Your nose is in the front, stupid.

[kliljedahl]

4. Ding Ding Ding, a winner already

[rkc3]

3. Ouch! It hurts when I push here. Ouch! I did it again. Ouch! Dammit!

[leftofthedial]

5. I wish ta hell turd blossom and Unka Dick

wouldn't both scream at me at the same time.

[titoresque]

6. Yesh I'll have the Poork Shops and Apooshosh...

[pippin]

7. The (S)tinker

[RepublicanElephant]

8. dubya: "can you hear me now?"

translator: "no you idiot... you're supposed to hear ME!"

[cosmicdot]

9. Karl? Karen? who's there ... you're breaking up .... what do I say?

um ... er ... I'm the president ... um ... er ... I'm a leader ... that's what leaders do ... the future is where we'll be living tomorrow ... terror ... weapons of mass destruction ... 911 ... fear ... evildoers ... make the pie higher ... the economy is expanding ... um ... er ...

[mark11727]

10. "Mah brains is leakin' outta mah ears..."

[SoCalDem]

11. Bzzzzt!!!grrrrrkkkkkzzzzt!! zapppp!

:)

[CTyankee]

18. Is that a bumper sticker? I love it!

If it is a bumper sticker, where can I get it? I want it for my car immediately!!!

[SoCalDem]

22. I made it at a bumpersticker generator online

but you can make your own, and they will make it up as a sticker in real life:)
http://65.165.2.251/stickers/bumperstickerstyles2.asp

[Dhalgren]

13. "Don't anyone move or I'll shoot this idiot!"

[Bluebear]

15. HAHAHAHA

[Blue_In_AK]

14. Practicing his Dick Cheney sneer...

[lonestarnot]

16. Can't they ever git these wires straight... I can never figur out

what the hell I'm suppose to lie about without mess'n up my photo op...I'm gona fix these wire'n up people. Send 'em to Iraq 'n have
em wire some'n there.

[Career Prole]

17. So familiar...so very familiar.

[deminks]

23. If he only had a brain...

life would be a ding-a-derry...

Edited to add:


With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

[BlueJac]

19. Duh

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. He's channeling Benny Hill

"Stick your finger in your ear and go 'ting-a-ling-a-LOO."

[MN ChimpH8R]

21. Shit - I fogot to get my neck-bolts tightened last week...

I hope my head doesn't fall off.

[MojoXN]

24. Yeah, Karl...

I think this is the ticket for the debates.

MojoXN

[cascadiance]

25. Are you asking me if this is empty? Ah guess ah don't really know!

[txaslftist]

26. We're gonna shoot Hugo Chavez right...here!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. "It all goes in this ear, an right out the other one..."

"Got me an express lane, meh hehheh heh"