Chris Owens, New Orleans burlesque queen GUSHES over Bush!

[Bluebear]

This is NOT a parody.


The owner of the Bourbon street burlesque palace told a CNN reproter today that President Bush was VERY FAST and VERY EFFICIENT in his handling of the disaster.


A CNN reporter commented that she was the only person he could find to praise the President.


Oh, by the way, her nightclub was unharmed by Katrina except for "a few damaged awnings". She is ready for business once electricity is restored.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. She wants the lapdance business from the Halliburton workers

[Bluebear]

2. They can have her! nt

[nine23]

3. That couldn't be mAnn Coulter, could it?

If not, it's the same attention-seeking whoring that Coulter built his/her pathetic career on...a "sister", perhaps?

[mitchum]

6. Hell, it's Katherine Harris!

[notadmblnd]

4. and apparently she doesn't even charge extra

for the oral. Maybe she just likes the taste of shit on her tongeu?

[Berserker]

9. WOW this is PERFECT

This is what we ALL have been waiting for!
Now if we can get her to Blow the Monkey Boy we can get him Impeached for sure YEEE HAAA

[mitchum]

5. She meant to say he was very fast when he was receiving back room services

[XanaDUer]

13. Mitchum, you're bad

That made me smile.

As for the OP: :wtf: ?

[Bluebear]

20. Just reporting what I saw on the TV there! nt

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Poster girl for

GOP "MORALITY", "COMPASSION" and "FAMILY VALUES!"

I'll bet Pat and Jerry would love to lay the hands on her!

[RBHam]

8. The French Quarter was spared...

Poor, black people can't afford lap dances.

[Fenris]

10. Well, that puts my mind at ease.

I'm glad to know that when the lights come back on, we'll have a burlesque house in a post-apocalyptic metropolis.

[Cocoa]

11. so that's what Jeff Gannon has been up to

I like his new look.

[Bluebear]

21. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[magnolia]

12. ?

"The owner of the Bourbon street burlesque palace told a CNN reproter today that President Bush was VERY FAST and VERY EFFICIENT in his handling of the disaster."

Maybe she was referring to another disaster. Maybe her bra strap broke and he fixed it very fast and efficiently!

[RBHam]

15. Ha Ha Ha

I'll bet Georgie's "problem" sparked the great Erectile Disfunctional Pill War.

This interview was surreal.

George Bush, born again avatar of the Baby Jesus, being praised by a high rent Madam...

Beautiful.

[charlie]

14. I expect a lot of people would like to gush on Bush's head

Stay away from the balconies on Monday, Georgie.

[leftchick]

too many poppers

:eyes:

[Cha]

16. Sounds like she has her head

up her own ass..not able to see what's going on around her..

It was amateur hour and she doesn't have a clue.

[RBHam]

17. I wonder what FascistRepublic has to say about this?

Any takers? Someone wanna get dirty and troll?

Could be a laugh riot.

[Senator Lamb]

18. stupid is as stupid does

[madeline_con]

19. A geriatric stripper likes DUH-bya. Who cares?

He deserves a woman like that!

[bliss_eternal]

22. I hope once she is back in biz, that she is boycotted by locals.

How callous and inconsiderate...

[Bluebear]

23. That of course is the main point of my posting it

Then again, what does she care? The drunken frat boys will still go there. But enough about Bush.

[KamaAina]

24. Is she huffing model airplane glue or something?

For that matter, are they fake?

[Bluebear]

25. hehehehehe nt