Is My TV Color Off...or is Bush's Face Red as a Frickin' Beet?

[linazelle]

Looking at Bush's brief press conference today where he said that intelligence is "darn good" he looks awfully nervous. Gee I love watching him squirm. His voice is cracking...

Just knowing how damned miserable he is brings me joy. Methinks the heat needs to be turned up leeetle bit more. He'll sing like a canary.

Aaahhhh Ahhhhh Aaaaahhhhh (add your favorite tune here).

[spanone]

1. On the sauce again

[mkregel]

2. I thought it was an allergic reaction

to a pretzel

[Champion Jack]

6. On the sauce again....

"On the sauce again
Back to my good and only friend.
I'll drink whiskey, gin or anything you got
Cause I just love to be on the sauce again"



with apologies to Willie Nelson

[dflprincess]

Some people say

there's a woman (Condi) to blame
but I know,
it's my own damn fault

[are_we_united_yet]

10. Now that was clever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[classics]

3. The great white king got burned in darkest africa.

I'm gonna start calling him Mole Man.

[Demobrat]

4. I can't stand to look at him.

Thanks for the laugh.

[AnnabelLee]

5. I didn't see it

but I heard a little of it. *'s voice definitely was cracking in desperation, IMO.

[DianeG5385]

7. hummanahummanahummana

Yeah...My gov'mint, my speech, I "believe" Saddam is a threat (with no proof at all!) GWB's Belief in this circumstance without some verifiable proof and documented lies in the SOTU address will cause the American peeps to lose faith in him. He does not seem to care how many American lives are lost! He cares only for Daddy pay-back. He used TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOA A PERSONAL VENDETTA!!!!!

[aquart]

9. On the witness stand, liar's voices tighten up.

Press them hard enough, they begin to sound like they're strangling.

[OneTwentyoNine]

8. Been snorting whiskey and drinkin cocaine.....n/t

...

[are_we_united_yet]

11. Help

I need somebody

Help

I'll take Anybody (this stanza revised for the Republican Party Apologies to the Beatles)

Help

Ya know I need someone.

Help!

[are_we_united_yet]

12. Help

I need somebody

Help

I'll take Anybody (this stanza revised for the Republican Party Apologies to the Beatles)

Help

Ya know I need someone.

Help!

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Whatever is causing Bu$h's over red face,

It's definetly not exposure to sunlight. We all know they rarely let him out anymore. Especially if it's anywhere near ordinary citizens.

[punpirate]

14. I much prefer Warren Zevon in this instance...

... "send lawyers, guns and money....
... "Daaad, get me outa this!"

[InkAddict]

15. Sunlamp treatment for cystic acne...

to stop the evil from exuding out his pores, or begging for a good case of melanoma - Didn't they pack his sunscreen? or maybe

Viagra rush? - Can you say Song of Solomon fantasies?

I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me;

they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

[Pobeka]

16. So much for the new music

The *one* thing I was looking forward to in the "Days of Bush", was the music that would come out if it. I still enjoy the rebel music from the Viet Nam era.

So, how about let's all forget this nuclear lie thing, so we can get some more good music? Huh? How 'bout it? Hello?

-- I swear I can actually *hear* all groans out there.