Caption this * and mama pic...

[sabra]

[LisaLynne]

1. I ... I can't...

I'm sorry. I tried, but I just can't look at it long enough ...

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

2. "There there poopiekins, ill make you a pot pie when we get home"

"but I want my agenda passed now maaam!"

[helderheid]

3. Mommy I have a poopie

[bushisanidiot]

4. "I told you not to have sex with boys! I'd better not see Gannon

in your bedroom again!!"

[BurtWorm]

5. "Take that, you son of a bitch!" *slap* "What's that make you?" *pow*

[whistle]

6. That's my good boy....just keep scaring the shit out of everyone...

....and I'll keep winning at my bridge club. Ok ma!

[skypilot]

7. "George, honey, don't waste your beautiful mind...

...worrying about all those dead folks in Iraq."

[DS1]

8. Head WorkerUglyFuck goes back to Queen UglyFuck

There are both repulsive

[tridim]

9. Mommy, why do I have a sudden craving for Quaker Oatmeal?

It's a man, baby!

Screw good taste, Babs is fucking evil.

[Lars39]

How much farther off the deep end is he going to go when she dies?

Sorry,it just occurred to me.:scared:

[VOX]

10. "Oh, son, I just love acting out 'The Manchurian Candidate' with you!"

"Now, come to mommy, Raymond, I mean, Georgie." :evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

20. "...red...queen..."

;)

[VOX]

22. "Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"

:thumbsup:

[merbex]

29. Terrific casting! And 41 is perfect to play her husband too;I

never even thought of that till I read your post

[formerrepuke]

11. "You're a weak, worthless little boy- you always were! (Slap). Just

look at those polls! Iraq! Rovegate! You can't do anything right! Good God!.. If only abortion had been legal in 1946!"

[Beaver Tail]

12. You Dumb Shit

YOu must have gotten the stupidy from your father.

[Stirk]

13. "Aww, come here and give mommy a tax cut."

[lady lib]

19. ((Grin))

:thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "I am NOT *slap* George Washington! You boozin again W?"

:D

[Merrick]

15. You've got a little dab of, um... stuff on your lip there son. Who

were you meeting with this time - Saudi prince or oil tycoon?

[Merrick]

16. Oh mamma, you're starting to look more like

that rusty old ship dad named after you every day.

[DemGa]

17. Gonna vomit

[Bleacher Creature]

18. "The Root of 296,000,000 Americans' Problem"

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. indeed

[Shakespeare]

21. Grendel and his mother say goodbye....

....as he goes off to battle Patrick "Beowulf" Fitzgerald.

[cynatnite]

24. Come give mama a kiss, booby n/t

[Village Idiot]

25. WHO'S YO MOMMA???

[zoids]

26. That was some great sex! Thanks Ma!

[kliljedahl]

27. She's a Man , Baby!

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Warren DeMontague]

28. "Heh, come over here, kid, learn something....

...You never know, you might have to cook for 20 guys someday. You see, you start out with a little bit of oil. Then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some tomatoes, tomato paste, you fry it; ya make sure it doesn't stick. You get it to a boil; you shove in all your sausage and your meatballs; heh…? And a little bit o' wine. An' a little bit o' sugar, and that's my trick."

[paula777]

30. How's mommies little retard this morning

[Octafish]

31. Fredo, you're not stupid like they say. SLAP!

Bush Crime Family is run by someone who "knows how to hate," as Tricky Dick put it.

The amazing thing, however, is that George and I were just meant to be. I was the librarian who speant 12 hours a day in the library, yet somehow I met George.

We met, and married, and I became one of the regulars up at Kennebunkport. All the Bushes love Kennebunkport, which is like Crawford, but without the nightlife. People ask me what it's like to be up there with the whole Bush clan. Lemme put it this way: First prize — three-day vacation with the Bush family. Second prize — 10 days.

Speaking of prizes brings me to my mother-in-law. So many mothers today are just not involved in their children's lives — Not a problem with Barbara Bush. People often wonder what my mother-in-law's really like. People think she's a sweet, grandmotherly, Aunt Bea type. She's actually more like, mmm, Don Corleone.

Cedric, am I doing all right?

SOURCE: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/laurabush/a/laurabushcomedy.htm

[ThomWV]

32. The Two Most Selfserving Pieces Of Shit On The Planet

And no caption can express how vile those two people are.

[unhappycamper]

33. The Borg Queen and her spawn exchange greetings

[lies and propaganda]

34. Bush: I love you, Bulldog

ahhaha, hello to Jeff Gannon wherever he is!

[Obamarama]

35. OMG....Babs has MAN HANDS!

Look at the paws on that geriatric mass of inhumanity!

[greekspeak]

36. SLAP I told you to stop calling me a frumpy old cow

Even tho that is what I am. I am tired of wasting my beautiful mind on you!

[lachattefolle]

37. OMFG that has to be the MOST disgusting photo ever!