O'Reilly Geeks Out RE: Paris Hilton Buger Ads

[K8-EEE]

This transcript is funny -- Bill seemingly against the ads yet can't resist the "bring her here and hose her down" imagery, LOL! He wants her to eat a burger on The Factor? How about a falaffel, Bill? LOL!! God what a dork this guy is.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,158920,00.html

[aden_nak]

1. His horny-ass self is showing through again.

Good thing there were no consequences from the sexual harrassment charges, or maybe, just maybe, he'd have reformed a bit.

Or at least pretended to.

[K8-EEE]

5. How About His Short Career As a Dirty Book Writer....

omg Al Franken has me howling with the audio version of B.O's badly written dirty book. Between him and Lynne Cheney I don't know who writes lamer porn!

[aden_nak]

9. Would you expect good porn from anyone that sexually repressed?

There are probably things that would gross them both out which I whimsically refer to as Saturday.

[getmeouttahere]

2. Typical conservative....

slap the evil-doer in the face with one hand, while beating off to her commercial with the other hand!

[K8-EEE]

3. Yeah He Mentions The Sex Tape And

...that "obviously people are going to look at it" or something LOL...then says "A lot of Americans don't like her values" or whatever...

OHHHHH BROTHER!

[koopie57]

7. I wonder if he realizes

that not everyone is obsessed with her or necessarily care to see her boney white behind 'doing it'. It seems like the most self-declared moralists are those think the most about sex. Any kind of sex will do, so long as they can talk about it and think about and be sexistically enraged by it.

[K8-EEE]

11. that's for sure....

I can honestly say I do NOT want to see or even think about either Bill OR Paris in any sexual way, BLECH!!!!

[gollygee]

4. Oh I bet he "geeked out"

Is that what they're calling it now?

[Wickerman]

6. Gawd, how is it that drooling mess has a TV show?

dumbing down of Amurica indeed.

[SpiralHawk]

8. Would you like the Special Loofah sauce on your Felafel burger, Billy?

Or are you going to pretend to be an "upright, moral Republican" again?

If I were you, I wouldn't bother. Most people already see through you. That's why your ratings are dropping so radically.

Get a clue, you pitiful pathetic pudgy pissy pontificator.

[cestpaspossible]

10. She

looks better with short hair because it allows you to more easily see the strange shape of her head.

[burythehatchet]

12. 60% probability he was playing with himself during the segment

[Rex]

13. Bill is a dirty old man.

Typical drek at FOXnews.

[K8-EEE]

14. A Dirty SPLOTCHY Old Man eom

blech...

[rocktivity]

15. He's horny for ratings

Now that the news is out that Fox News has lost 60% of its audience, they're having to resort to the old standby--moral indignation as an excuse to play the commercial. Why do you think he keeps challenging Angelina Jolie to come on the show--to discuss her role as a UN ambassador?

:headbang:
rocknation

[Skidmore]

16. I feel sorry for his wife...

but then she did make a choice.