Fantasy politics

[spindoctor]

My dream team cabinet:

Stan Goff - Veterans Affairs
Willie Nelson - Agriculture
Al Franken - Labor
Michael Moore - Education
Alan Hevesi - Treasury
Paul Krugman - Management and Budget
John Kerrie - Trade Representative
Bill Maher - Office of National drug Control Policy
Hillary Clinton - Commerce
Barbara Boxer - Energy
Robert Kennedy Jr - Environmental Protection Agency
Barbara Lee - Interior
Scott Ritter - Homeland Security
Howard Dean - Health & Human Services
John Edwards - Attorney General
Wesley Clark - Defense
Dennis Kucinich - Peace
Ted Kennedy - White House Chief of Staff
Arianna Huffington - State
Barack Obama - Vice President
Alec Baldwin - President

[JackRiddler]

1. Homeland Security?

If you're going to dream, the "monstrosity" must go altogether, with which I'm sure Scott Ritter will agree. He should be running the Pentagon. (I won't start on Clark this thread since that would attract 38 of his reflexive fans.)

And what's Edwards' track record on evildoers compared to Eliot Spitzer? He's the AG.

Michael Moore? I can see him on some educational advisory committe, but - running the schools?

Anyway, cute. Who is John Kerrie?

[Chovexani]

2. But Eliot Spitzer can't be AG

'Cause he's going to be our governor. ;)

[spindoctor]

3. uh-huh

My goal is to have Goff, Clark and Ritter work as a team. I left specific instructions with Mr. Baldwin.

Moore sat on the Flint school board, didn't he? He also did a great job educating the country on current affairs.

Edwards has legal qualifications and I can't help but like the guy. Since he needs a job...

John Kerrie is Nebraska's John Kerrie, lately best known from the 9/11 commission.

[JackRiddler]

4. BOB Kerrey?

The former NE senator is Bob Kerrey, whose role in a possible Vietnam era massacre of about 30 people was exposed in 2003. (It's unclear what happened, he says his unit fired in the dark and later found 30 dead civilians.)

Apparently you didn't follow the 9/11 Commission because the whole thing was a scam.

Kerrey was brought in as a ringer to pretend to be a tough guy after the real tough man, Cleland, departed. Cleland had called the Commission a whitewash and said Bush is scamming America.

Read all about it in
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE KEAN COMMISSION
http://justicefor911.org/Appendix6_KeanCommission_111904.php

I attended the final Commission hearings in DC. Kerrey distinguished himself by practically apologizing to the NORAD guys and telling them how well they'd done, and then screaming in the last panel at the FAA guys who were being blamed for everything.

Bob Kerrey is also death on the unions at the New School.

If you want to reward anyone from the cover-up commission then obviously you've missed what's up with 9/11 - worst deception ever.

We need an American Truth Commission. I think that should be headed by--- um... any candidates?

[spindoctor]

5. If I can't spell his name, that should give you an indication of how well

...I know this guy ;)

ok, we have a vacancy

[lwin]

6. Alec Baldwin

A wife beater & B movie actor for President?

[The Animator]

7. Here's my Dream team

President Bill Maher
Vice President John Stewart
Cheif of Staff Al Franken
Secretary of State Chris Rock
Secretay of Defense Al Pacino
Head of the FCC Howard Stern
Head of PBS George Carlin
Co Chairs of the DEA Cheech and Chong
Head of the EPA Tim Robbins
Head of NASA Tom Hanks

Or the alternates

President = Bugs Bunny
Vice Pres = Daffy (of Course)
Cheif of Staff = Snoopy
Secretary of Defense = Donald Duck
Secretary of Teasury = Scrooge MacDuck
Secretary of State = Taz
Homeland Security = Captain Caveman
Head of the FCC = Eric Cartman
Co-Chairs of the DEA = Shaggy and Scooby Doo
Co-Chairs of NASA = Marvin the Martian & Stitch
Head of the EPA = Elmer Fudd
Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms = Yosemite Sam

I can't think of anyone else at the moment

[illbill]

8. Joe Biden for Pres

The rest wouldn't matter. :P

Oh and Clark you say? Never. Sorry.