DU-Are you "Rapture Ready?" Raptureletter.com can help!

[BeHereNow]

Dear DUers,
Let's face it- the x-tians are "right" and we may be "left behind..."
BUT just in case, you might want to prepare with an automated
"Rapture Letter" that will be sent to your loved ones should
you accidentally be swept up on the non-biblical day of "Tribulation"
as described in the Timothy LeHaye books.
To prepare for such an event so that your loved ones
can join you in heaven, although no such event is described in
the scriptures, visit this web site:
http://www.raptureletters.com/

Snip:
"The rapture: When all the believers in Jesus Christ, who have been born again, are taken up to heaven.

After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?

We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven."

How is this accomplished, you might ask. It's a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.

If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that."

WHAT bible are these people reading?
BHN

[ewagner]

1. I smell a scam.....

Is there a fee attached to this?

[BeHereNow]

6. They accept "donations"

Can't imagine why if they don't expect to be around much longer...
BHN

[northzax]

10. well, someone has to stay behind

to send the letters, right? or is there email in heaven now?

[im10ashus]

2. Hilarious!

Check out this site. Is it for real?

www.raptureready.com

[BeHereNow]

8. Most certainly- it is for real

Scary huh?
Totally against scripture btw...
BHN

[BeHereNow]

3. I hope I don't need to clarify that I am TOTALLY

being sarcastic with this post...
I am a Christian and find this site to be the ultimate
in total denial of God's word.
BHN

[DistressedAmerican]

4. I Sure Am! I Keep Up To Date Through The Dept of Orthodoxy

[Bluebear]

5. Plum crazy. nt

[enki23]

7. it'll be funny when they forget about it someday

and go too long without resetting it. people always get lazy. ;-)

[DrDebug]

9. And what if the internet no longer exists after the rapture?

And who will send the e-mails after you have gone to heaven?

[BeHereNow]

12. The donations will?

What if all the internet provider staffs are raptured?
What then indeed?
These people are fucking nuts.
BHN

[Name removed]

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[DrDebug]

20. So just like on a train you need somebody to put the peddle

to the medal and the moment he stops the e-mails are send.

[Career Prole]

11. "It's a dead man switch"? Yo, rupturenauts! Might want to use

a different term there. One that doesn't conflict with the fairy tale ending!

[jobycom]

13. Hope the guy who flips the switch doesn't get killed before the rapture

Wouldn't you hate to have your loved ones told that you ascended in to Heaven, only to have you come home for dinner that night and find they didn't fix your meal?

[BeHereNow]

14. We need to add Bush and his Neocon nazi cabal

to their "add a name" feature...
BWAHAHAHA.
BHN

[TlalocW]

15. Would it be un-Christian

For my message to say, "See ya, wouldn't want be ya... Suckers! (Nelson laugh) Ha-ha!"

TlalocW

[BeHereNow]

17. No, because it aint gonna happen!

The "rapture" is a fabrication of the x-tians and Timothy LeHaye.
It is NOT in the bible, and so there will be no
rapture letter sending...ever.
However, I would bet the donation pot is very real.
BHN

[TlalocW]

16. What if the guy

Whose job it is to press reset every day isn't truly saved, and after everyone else is raptured, he'll just think that no one else is in the office that day?

I mean if the Rapture comes, that means it's the endtimes, and there are going to be floods, locusts, wars, and the Devil's army of demons pouring forth across the Earth. If there's even any kind of delay, I may not get a chance to check my email - ever again what with the demons pushing a large wooden spike up my arse and everything.

TlalocW

[BeHereNow]

19. ROLF!!!! N/T

BHN

[ulysses]

21. *that*

is funny. :D :toast:

[Pithy Cherub]

22. ROFL!

Had to send it to several of my friends and family! :rofl:

[BeHereNow]

23. But I am telling you!

THE most important people to "add" are the folks
in the Bush Cabal...
If anyone is going to be "left behind" it will be
the people responsible for bringing hell to earth.
BHN

[Pithy Cherub]

25. Giggles! Ok, outright laughs, But of course,

they work with many of those :crazy:, so just helpin' out! :toast:

[TreasonousBastard]

24. I think you just...

put all of your heathen friends on some mighty spam lists.

[BeHereNow]

26. Heh-heh...

Can I supply some email addresses of my
in law brain washed bushbot relatives?
BWHEHEHEHE-BLEH!
BHN