PHOTOS: PILATE OR BUSH?

[Bluebear]

"I just can't decide. How's the orange roughy today?"


"Dominique, nique nique..."


"Nathan Dorrell, of Temple, Ga., a juggling evangelist, prays for Terri."--that is the actual caption, not my smart-ass comment. At least he is completing the realistic circus atmosphere!

If you squint and look just quick enough, he resembles Smirk in handcuffs.


Christmas garland? Check. Hawaiian orchid? Check. Morning dew? Check.


"Jeb All liars' Shall have their Part in the lake of Fire"--- she must be under detention by the English-language police.


Next to bagpipers wailing "Amazing Grace", simulated gravesites are the number two item requested by the hospice patients to cheer themselves up.



Nazi goosestepper boy is back. Um, why isn't he in Iraq?


She loves Smokey Robinson AND the 1980 US hockey team. The three "Christian" protestors behind were overheard saying "She's hot", "I'd do that" and "No WAY are they bringing back the draft, we're safe bro."

[XemaSab]

1. Why hasn't that goose-stepping kid been smacked?

I thought insulting cops was a crime.

[MindPilot]

12. a good example of why I could never be a cop

I don't have that kind of restraint.

[queeg]

13. Being an Asshole is not a crime

if it were, then New Jersey would be needed for a prison to hold them all.

[XemaSab]

35. Looks like

the cops can use their discretion to charge you with disorderly conduct for insulting them.

But hell, looks like everyone around the hospice is pretty disorderly, so I don't know how they would pick who to arrest.

[libhill]

43. No one

After all, they be good gun totin', Gawd fearin, Repuke votin', anti- choice rednecks. If that were a Dem anti-war protest, they'd bust your head open for holding your mouth wrong.

[alittlelark]

76. If it were I would be arresting 2-5 people a day

It is just a social deficit.

[libhill]

23. Only if

you happen to be a liberal - it's ok for wingnuts. Welcome to Amerika and the Fourth Reich -

[Cats Against Frist]

42. Can somebody get me a video of "goose-stepping?"

Because I don't know what the hell that is.

[XemaSab]

54. Video available here

http://slate.msn.com/id/2077384/

Sort of a stiff legged march....

[Cats Against Frist]

56. Thank you -- you are the rockin'-est

And not just a video, but a little history, to boot.

;)

[tavalon]

57. Check out Hitlers army

They did the goose step.

[Warren DeMontague]

74. I guarantee you, if he was black, or a long-haired hippie

carrying an anti-war sign at a peace rally, he'd be in the slammer right now... or the hospital.

[me b zola]

75. Insulting cops is only a crime..

..if you are black, brown, or so damned poor it doesn't matter what color you are.

[Kerrytravelers]

79. It's the Ministry of Silly Walks

Goose stepping suggests he's vaguly familiar with history outside of his fundy homeschooling world (and you know those people don't teach their kids about Nazis and fascism- a bit too close to home!)

[deadparrot]

2. Pilate or Bush? Can't it be both?

:)

[Dhalgren]

19. Think Bush-pilot *ahem*

[Blue_In_AK]

28. :-)

Bush pilots, dear to Alaskans' hearts.

[riverwalker]

50. lol cute, Blue

bush pilots he he

[libhill]

26. Pontius Bushius?

Does have a ring to it -

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. More apropos

Biggus Dickus.

[libhill]

33. LOL

n/t

[Bluebear]

36. Good one.

Welcome to DU BTW!

[Clark2008]

44. And now for something completely different...

[grasswire]

71. Wewease Wodewick! (eom)

[drdtroit]

78. "Welease Wodger!" n/t

[me b zola]

77. would that be a 'bush pilot'?

:P

[Drifter]

3. Juggling evangelist ?

WTF is that ?

I'll kick his ass juggling. He'll need a few more clubs.

Cheers
Drifter

[Ganja Ninja]

81. They're juggling for Jesus!

:+ :freak: :dunce: :crazy: :silly: :+ :freak: :dunce: :crazy: :silly: :+ :freak: :dunce: :crazy: :silly: :+ :freak: :dunce: :crazy: :silly:

[Deep13]

4. Greatest show on earth

I feeling a bit depressed. I think I will go to the cemetery to cheer up.

[merh]

14. Plenty of elephants have shit in the tents and on this

poor girl's existence, yeah, Greatest Show on Earth is very appropriate.
:cry:

[fryguy]

5. pilate or bush? so now schiavo is being equated to jesus?

if i were a christian, i'm sure i would not appreciate the comparison being made between this unfortunate situation and the death of the son of god...

[Bluebear]

7. "Should we not spunge her mouth?"

With vinegar!---protestor sign the other day.

This beatification/Christification has been going on since Good Friday.

[fryguy]

21. oh dear me

i wish the people rallying for her salvation would devote just a fraction of their energies into trying to help the countless other, fully living men, women, and children who live every day hungry, without proper shelter, in foster care, and without jobs or health care. it is this selective care for life that bothers me so much about these protesters.

(i know that's a bit off topic from what you said, but just needed to vent a second....)

[libhill]

39. You're right

Problem is, they can't showboat if they just quietly go about their business (or Gods business, if you believe that way) trying to help the needy and less fortunate. Gotta grandstand, politicize things, let everybody know you're a good, Gawd fearin, Christian.

[MindPilot]

16. Maybe they want her to do exercises...n/t

n/t

[Bluebear]

17. Oooooooooooh Pilates, that's the ticket!

THAT was funny!

[fryguy]

25. lol

i was actually thinking the same thing at first...

[libhill]

29. Anything that'll turn the public

Against Chimp and the Repukes - I'm getting desperate, I'll take anything we can get. And I don't have the cash to move to Canada.

[FreedomAngel82]

60. Surely not

Shows how ignorant these people are on the situation.

[meegbear]

6. I used to think these shots were funny ...

now they piss me off all the more. The simulated gravesite is FUCKING SICK!

[Bluebear]

10. Well you know I love getting you all worked up

I alternate between laughing (juggling evangelists) and being enraged (bagpipes at midnight)... but yes, these protesters ARE fucking sick.

[Valerie5555]

73. Wonder if it's Terri's future burial site

eom :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[MindPilot]

8. the tape over grammer-lady's mouth

looks like something...ok I'm really not sure, but it ain't a human body part.

[Dhalgren]

22. Yeah, and she should get that melanoma on her nose looked at.

[eleny]

9. But hey, they have political capital and they're spending it!

:shrug:

[tavalon]

58. Faster than goose shit, they're spending it n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

FUNNIEST post of the day!

[Career Prole]

11. Excellent!

I gotta go get my buddies to take a look at your montage!
:rofl:

[Freedom_from_Chains]

15. My fav, thanks for a good laugh

Next to bagpipers wailing "Amazing Grace", simulated gravesites are the number two item requested by the hospice patients to cheer themselves up.

[katinmn]

18. There just HAD to be a juggler.

The "Jeb All Liars" lady looks freaky, like she she could have been the mom in Stephen King's "Carrie."

It's so extreme and discombobulated -- it's better to laugh.
:)

[Ripley]

20. Oh, I thought they were talking about the exercise Pilates...

Thanks for the pics and comments..too funny.

I can't help but think these people are paid actors. I mean COME ON...who in the world does that woman in white and red think she is with the tape over the mouth?

And yes, the big damn question is why isn't that guy tasered and jailed for his Nazi shit? I recall seeing dozens of Peace rally folks busted for doing nothing. In fact I remember seeing a crowd of them BEHIND a chain link fence getting pepper sprayed/maced through the fence!!! Yet, this jack ass taunts them right in their faces and nothing happens?

[Redstone]

24. They have a juggler, but no mimes?

What kind of punk-ass street festival IS this, anyway?

Dang, I should have gone down ther and set up a hot-dog cart. I'd make a killing. No, wait, they'd probably steal all my ketchup and use it for fake blood.

Redstone

[katinmn]

27. Oh-oh. Now that you've said it, we should be seeing mimes any

minute now.

As well as a petting zoo.

[Bluebear]

30. But only manger animals

...in the petting zoo. Please. For the children.

[DearAbby]

32. PEANUTS - POPCORN- COTTON CANDY!

Where is trailer-hitch Jesus..concession stand?


Pack up the babies and grab the ol'ladies...its Randal Terry's Traveling Salvation Show

[katinmn]

34. Bummer. No pony rides

[FreedomAngel82]

61. One photo had a dog

So that's something? LOL. This thread is great. Thank you all for the laughs. :applause: :rofl:

[mark11727]

70. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Sorry.

[rkc3]

40. Overcharge them for the ketchup (Heinz of course) and tell them to use

it for blood. You could finance a new house.

[Todd B]

41. I'm just waiting for...

I'm just waiting for someone to go down and set up a booth selling t-shirts that read "I survived Schiavo-mania '05".

The media circus is appauling though - each day I wish that we could actually have a competent media in this country like Canada (CBC) or England (BBC).

The gravesite picture was particular ironic since these are the same people that probably object to showing coffins of American soldiers on television - I mean it's no secret that the only thing these people care about is furthering their agenda. If they REALLY cared about Schiavo, they'd try and use their power to increase the quality and availability of healthcare in the United States to prevent something like this from happening again.

[Desertrose]

37. What will they come up with if she dies on April Fool's day?

SURREAL....absolutely surreal.

Writers couldn't make this stuff up.....

[Al-CIAda]

67. Oh the irony!

[tubbacheez]

38. I was going to make a crack about "Pilates of the Caribbean"

but in text it reads too much like the "pilates" exercise craze.

[Beware the Beast Man]

45. You know, these are people who are in perfectly good shape to

help spread the "culture of life"*ERR* the "Fires of Freedom" in Iraq. Why are they wasting their time in Florida???

[FreedomAngel82]

62. What about their jobs?

And their kids with school?? :shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

64. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, that's rich! :rofl:

[yellowcanine]

46. A "juggling evangelist"? Repent or I drop this bowling pin on your head?

[Roland99]

47. Never trust those who broadcast their beliefs

[Democrats_win]

48. Caption for goosestepper is hilarious. A planters jar is missing a nut.

[Stephanie]

49. Deathstock.

Shame on them all.

[Catfight]

51. How come Bush hasn't held a press conference regarding Terri?

He has for everything else. Maybe he doesn't want to be associated with his BASE anymore...LOL...but too bad....he's their RING MASTER!

[Bluebear]

52. Doesn't Bush "choose life" anymore?

George, where art thou?

[Endangered Specie]

53. Goosesteps?! hahaha

:crazy: "Its springtimeeee..."

[NightOwwl]

55. Funny stuff! Who is that kid,

and does he always goosestep like that?

The three guys in the last picture are quite normal looking, and it appears they are having way too much fun. Maybe they were just passing by and decided to stop for awhile to enjoy the circus.

[peekaloo]

59. Is the Jeb All Liars woman the Toni perm/Fundie mime from Sunday?

sketch comedy is grueling work. Costume designer must have gone home.

[Bluebear]

63. I thought it did look like her....

maybe she got the Toni Home Relaxer treatment in the meantime?

[Big Lebowski]

68. Hilarious... yet scary

She looks downright psychotic!

[BrklynLiberal]

65. OK.. Who let the asylum inmates out without their caretakers?

[Al-CIAda]

66. My day is NOT complete w/o seeing your threads. lmao, again -nt

[BuyingThyme]

69. Thank you!

(for the photo-sized photos)

[Valerie5555]

72. Re the "We Believe In Miracles" gal

I wonder if it was no wonder she believed in miracles, since she was related to 1 of the American embassy staff whose escape from Iran was assisted by Amb. Taylor et al. in 1980.

[flordehinojos]

80. the real bona fide catholic nuns that i know dissed their habits so long

ago in favor of plain civilian clothes that i wonder if those two "habited" nuns are for real or just a couple of clowns inhabiting the habit.

[EBK]

82. Bush was NEVER that great of a pilot !

never