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Postman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:01 PM
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Would you remove the feeding tube from Tom Delay?
n/t
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:01 PM
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1. Oh, don't tease me...
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:02 PM
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2. Nah, I'd just feed him the same stuff he's been feeding the nation
for years.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:07 PM
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10. I don't think you get fit all that shit down the tube. eom
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:10 PM
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13. Well that depends on the size of the tube doesn't it?
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:02 PM
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3. What would it cost me? n/t
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wildmanj Donating Member (611 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:04 PM
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4. would u
do cock roaches have feeding tubes
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:05 PM
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5. remove? i wouldn't have let it be put in - n/t
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:06 PM
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6. I wouldn't put a feeding tube in Delay to start with
let the fucker starve
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:06 PM
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7. In Tom DeLay's case I'd order removal of his colostomy bag!
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:10 PM
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14. You beat me to it! Would he then evaporate?
Just asking.
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markus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:13 PM
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15. Can we route his colostomy opening into his feeding tube?
Just wondering.

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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:35 PM
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19. Perhaps with a little electric pump on a timer, we could get this to work
I think its worth experimenting with anyway.

:-)
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:15 PM
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16. Like a balloon flying around the room
:bounce:
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Jersey Ginny Donating Member (549 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:06 PM
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8. I wouldn't care. If he were a veggie he wouldn't talk
I could piously and hypocritically espouse the value of "life" with Delay as a vegetable.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:07 PM
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9. Hell no...
I'd just fire a big ol' load of Raid down there and let Nature take its course!!! :evilgrin:
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BrainRants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:07 PM
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11. The one that already feeds him from the tube coming out of his ass?
He's not just full of shit, he's a self sustaining shit factory!
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:08 PM
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12. Hell NO! I would let him lay there in a veggie state.
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dsewell Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:15 PM
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17. To quote the British serviceman
... whom I shared a train compartment with once in the '80s, altering his judgment of Maggie Thatcher: "If his brains were on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear to put it out."
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 06:24 PM
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18. wouldn't but the tube in ,in the first place.
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