What I have learned about Dean from his Opposition

[dave29]

Howard Dean

1) Hates Jews
2) Loves Hammas
3) Wants to kill off our elderly
4) Changes his position constantly on every policy possible
5) Is too honest
6) Is not honest enough
7) Is too far to the left
8) Is too far to the right
9) Is actually Newt Gingrich
10) Is actually George McGovern
11) Loves Gun Violence
12) Loves Saddam Hussein
13) Will cause a great Depression
14) Has no idea how to govern

am I leaving anything out?

[CMT]

1. yes

also he let the polluters take over in Vermont.

[babzilla]

29. not to mention the eggfarmers he championed

why just look at him stabbing this old-growth maple tree.


This is probably a metaphor for his hate of Canada, or his love of waffles.

[slackmaster]

2. One more

15) Shot a man just to watch him die

:D

[ComerPerro]

6. Oh please, who hasn't done that?

I mean really.

What is really interesting is trying to shoot them in different places, just to see how the process changes.

:evilgrin:

[Kolesar]

28. in Reno, no less

:D

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

30. The above 3 posts deserve some kind of award. (#'s 2,6 and 28)

lol.

[babzilla]

35. the Johnny Cash Outlaw Award

cause we're stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on.

RIP Man in Black

Man in Black - J.Cash

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black.

[RetroLounge]

59. Wasn't that in Reno?

and just WHAT was he doing in Reno? Gambling problem too?

[barbaraann]

3. Wears Birkenstocks and love beads.

n/t

[meegbear]

4. yeah ...

his supporters incessantly rant and rave on DU.

[Khephra]

9. Boo hoo

.

[meegbear]

26. Phhhhttttttt.

So there.

[RetroLounge]

60. You spring a leak?

So there :)

[Jackhammer Jesus]

5. Missed one - Dean stabbed my grandmother!

Seriously, she's in the hospital. Not even so much as an apology.

[dave29]

7. Yours too!

Dear God he's out of control

[ComerPerro]

8. See #3

3) Wants to kill off our elderly

So, why act suprised now?

[dave29]

10. It's just that he's gotten so personally involved

stabbing my grandmother is making seriously reconsider voting for him

[ComerPerro]

12. Yeah I guess

But you have to realize, supporting him means supporting his decision to stab your grandmother. My guess is that she had it coming. Are you sure it wasn't in self-defense?

[Jackhammer Jesus]

16. Well, I supported him

up until I found out that he was in league with Satan.

What, you didn't know...?

And it just so happens that he stabbed my grandmother with a trout.

Animal cruelty!
Animal cruelty!

Someone call PETA!

[ComerPerro]

22. I support him for that very reason

I support anyone who runs on a platform of Satan worship and animal cruelty.

[DemBones DemBones]

31. Dean says PETA are a bunch of whackos.

Seriously, he said that a couple of years ago in Vermont. :shrug:

[dave29]

33. Which obviously means he hates animals

as is evidenced by his three legged cat

[rucky]

43. Dean dismembers cats?

speed-dialing Karl Rove...

[Brian Sweat]

44. Let me tell you something about that cat.

Once the house caught on fire while the Dean family was asleep. That cat dragged the entire family out of the house. Called 911 and put the fire out.

Another time, when the family was going out to eat, they were waylayed by a drug crazed mugger who would have certainly killed the entire family. The cat jumped on the mugger, looked him in the eyes and convinced him to give up drugs and crime.

Let me tell you about that cat. A cat like that -





you don't eat all at once.

[no name no slogan]

56. So? I have a cousin with a three-legged cat

and she's also a satanist and stabs people's grandmothers with trouts.

So there :evilgrin:

[gully]

55. He eats puppies for lunch....

Yesterdays victim. May he R.I.P. *snif snif*

[Jackpine Radical]

40. I think he supports concealed carry

of trout too.

[stickdog]

64. You can spell Deamon with Dean (NT)

[dave29]

17. Well, it's not the first time she's been stabbed by a candidate

Reagan stabbed her back in the late 70's

[ComerPerro]

21. Thats what makes me think

That she deserved it.

But she is not alone. Reagan stabbed most of America in the back.

[cprise]

11. He is

..an "insurgent" who is "hot" and "angry".

Add 'leftist' to the mix, and you have all the buzzwords needed to justify toppling a Latin-American government.

[janx]

13. You forgot that he has also been accused of being pro-Israel.

And the things you list are coming from the left!

From the right, it gets even funnier.

[madfloridian]

14. Crooked smile.

:hi:

[CMT]

15. really?

I think his smile is too straight.

[madfloridian]

24. Depends on camera angle.

n/t

[Yavin4]

18. You Forgot

Will allow Gays to have sex with your children.

[no name no slogan]

57. Well, it's about goddamn time (n/t)

[HFishbine]

19. Has

Halitosis

[phishhead]

20. one time.. in the schools janitor closet

I saw Dean and Miss.Kroboppel(sp?) making babies.. and one of the babies looked at me...

[ComerPerro]

25. The baby looked at you?

Sarah, get me Superintendant Chaulmers!

[zeemike]

23. Don’t forget

Fathered an out of wedlock black child
Has a statue of his likeness in communist China to honor him.
Cut a leg off of his cat because he does not like even numbers.

[babzilla]

27. 15. too short to be president

16. vermont population: 75 rich whiteys

17. flip-flops

[babzilla]

41. 18. He's Karl Rove's #1 choice for the Dem. nomination

19. He's Corporate media's #1 choice for the Dem. nomination
20. He's a draft-dodging skier
21. Has a super-human new-age alter-ego named DENA whose purpose is to shatter the democratic party
22. Dean's grandmother was at Bush's grandmother's wedding, or something like that.
23. First he'll take Manhattan, then he'll take Berlin.
24. too rich to be keepin' it real
25. Cultist extraordinaire

[Nazgul35]

50. lol...

Damn you babzilla!!!! Spit soda on my screen because of #21...talk about inside jokes!!!!!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

58. #22 was a real shocker for me.

I think Dean and Chimp are cousins. :scared:

[kutastha]

32. When I moved to Burlington

He peed on my porch and kicked my cat.

[RetroLounge]

62. He peed on my cat...

n/t

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

34. Really supported the war.

But was against it.
Hates the DLC, but is secretly their candidate.


And, psst, he's the New Zell Miller.

[whirlygigspin]

36. I didn't want to mention this, but...

Howard Dean likes to slap children
and laughs at them when they cry.

[ibegurpard]

37. hahaha

Thanks for the laughs!
:toast:

[Eloriel]

38. You forgot: He's short.

5'8"

Eloriel

[jburton]

39. Yet another

His neck cursed at me.

[Nazgul35]

51. stop....

cant breath....wooooooooooo...

[kwolf68]

42. Cool thread

I wondered when the Dean version of the Rush Limbaugh show would show up.

Limbaugh uses sarcasm to fool himself and his listeners like when he goes, "Republicans are...after all mean and evvvvvvviiiilll people who want to take food out of the mouths of the poor" in an attempt to say change the subject from the actual views to what his challengers are saying about him in an attempt to discredit those challenges.

A tactic specialized by Limbaugh now used on DU.

[dave29]

45. C'mon everyone loves hyperbole

from time to time

no need to compare me to RUSH LIMBAUGH, that just hurts.

[kutastha]

46. I forgot these two things

He doesn't use his turn signal AND takes 11 items in the 10 items or less lane at Shaw's. :mad:

And if someone does that to you, you know where they learned it from. ;)

[Brian Sweat]

47. He parks in handicapped spaces at the drug store.

He always leaves the seat up.
He's been known to take two papers, even though he only payed for one.

[Demobrat]

48. I heard he eats his waffles without syrup.

Isn't that a crime in Vermont? Oh, and don't forget his son is a hardened criminal.

[Brian Sweat]

49. It's not true.

He uses cane syrup, which is a capital offense. The guy he shot was going to expose him. Watching him die was just a perk.

[Nazgul35]

52. also...

#13405349: He doesn't warm the stethescope before using....

#13405350: Has a lazy eye that winks at you...very disturbing

#13405351: Been known to yell stop when the icecream guy drives through the neighborhood and hide...

#13405352: Was seen talking to cancer man about giving California to the aliens...

[Jonte_1979]

53. Funniest. Thread. Ever.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Brian Sweat]

54. The Clark thread two weeks ago was funnier.

:P

[RetroLounge]

61. Have you seen Howard Dean's Car?

Jesus built his hot rod... O8)

AND

Satan is his motor... :evilgrin:

He just waffles on everything...

[babzilla]

63. don't forget about Tweety's damning comment

mutters under breath

"his shirt doesn't fit"