Matt PUDGE's Theme Tonight: "Journalism" = Slut-like-ME

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"The ESTABLISHMENT media DECIDES... the Iraq war is over, "

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1. He's Holding Geraldo as an Example---Well, Then, He's Got a POINT!

Plus he's doing his usual MOCK-outrage that the media will cover Michael JACKSON TOMORROW -------if MJ is in his BOXER SHORTS!!!!!!!!!

Like, PUDGE--won't!!!!!

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2. Question for PUDGE--How Come NO PUDGE Coverage of GUCKERT??

Eh??????????

[Randi_Listener]

3. Drudge = Douche

He can suck shit out of a llama's dirty asshole.

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4. You Got It, Toyota n/t

[KoKo]

5. Matt had trouble fending off Guckert's advances?

Worried Falwell will pull his website? :shrug:

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6. PUDGE Sez He Put MJ's Accuser's Photo on PUDGE's Website

Sez the kid "is frightening".

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7. Talk about "Frightening"

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8. How Long Can It Be Till the Bumper Music "Windmills of Your Mind"?

[TheFarseer]

9. That was his theme last week too

He was ranting about the merger of the media and the government, which is something many of us have been talking about BUT THEN, he started citing examples from the Clinton administration! Is he freeking kidding! Clinton was ripped to pieces by the media and that jackball led the charge. If Clinton was manipulating the media, he's not even in the same universe as bush in terms of that particular skill.

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10. Let's Call-in to the Show, Deep Voice, "Hello...---MATT?" n/t

[Bush_Blows]

11. He ought to come out of his closet.

Cuz obviously the air in there is getting bad!

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12. Welcome to DU, Bush_Blows! n/t

[Bush_Blows]

13. Thanks!

It is sometimes overwhelming to try to keep up with all this.

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15. Hey!--------You Hit the Ground RUNNING!!!!!! n/t

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14. He's Talking, "Bananas in his pajamas" (all dudes talk like that)

[Randi_Listener]

17. Druge has been a fucking shitbird from the word "Go".

His entire existance is worthless. Howfully, he'll fade into fucking oblivion soon.

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16. He Just Said "They" (meaning WE) Are VICIOUS

That we were VICIOUS to Katherine HARRIS. Uh, like PUDGE never said, "I just bought a house---the house that CLINTON built."

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18. He Said MJ's Accuser Is Now "Bigger" (lots of ways) Than MJ n/t

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19. Well, My Comrade DUers---I've Done My PUDGE Duty, So G'Night n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

20. I give you Drudge: