PHOTO: Holy cannoli, he's BLONDE today!

[Bluebear]

What the hell, is this some new Chameleon dye tone that Lady Clairol is offering????? He goes from gray to brown to auburn to blonde in 4 days! This shade is Medium Faux Padre Island Surfer Boy #277B.

[RobertSeattle]

1. That's not Blonde - that the President's BOLD NEW HAIR COLOR

Remember, everything about President Bush is BOLD BOLD BOLD!!!

[JohnnyRingo]

13. Hahaha....Now that you mention it

I think that The media must have recieved a memo to resist using the word "stupid" when describing one of Buxh's programs.

They must have been instructed to politely replace "stupid" with "bold".

"Buxh's BOLD new strategy for the Middle East."
"A BOLD proposal for fixing Social Security."
"GW takes a BOLD stance on global warming"
"George Buxh BOLDLY picks his nose."

Now it all makes sense......Thanx.
Hahahahahahaha

[RobertSeattle]

18. There was another recently

You can understand most Republican statements by ending them with "if you are rich".

[Warpy]

16. It looks like a BOLD GOLD OLD PHOTO to me

His skin tone has gotten worse, his face has sagged more, and his current color is grey (I think they thought it would lend an aura of wisdom). This looks like it was taken right around 9/11/01.

He hasn't looked like that in a LONG time.

Being presidunce is real hard work. Real hard.

[elehhhhna]

26. ...and Fabulous!

[hippiechick]

2. He must be at a Fundie Fundraiser - he's got his wedding ring on

He doesn't normally wear it.

I pay attention to things like that :evilgrin:

[cally]

I didn't know that! He doesn't wear his wedding ring

all the time. :wow:

[hippiechick]

Check back through various events/appearances

... online or in mags or on TV - when you can see his hands.

I've trained myself to watch for it (probably cause I'm a single woman and it's something I notice as soon as I meet a man) ...

:hi:

[catzies]

21. I have wedding ring radar too. Will look more closely for *'s now

n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

17. You're right.

Now that I think about it, he doesn't.

Odd, that.

[cally]

3. Hello girly man! I love my new eyebrows.

The wax hurt but the die was fast.

[Avalux]

5. Is that eyebrow pencil too?

I don't see much hair.

[Bluebear]

8. I noticed, they dyed his brows too. Swoon, how "manly"

[elehhhhna]

25. and waxed the unibrow--too much, imho.

[Demit]

4. That's a riot! I don't think that can be explained by the lighting or

the photography. On an aesthetic note, it does seem to pick up the color of his tie.

His eyes look pretty red, too. Bleech!

[livetohike]

6. Matches his tie

Maybe Laura is applying her fashion sense :shrug: .

[tanyev]

9. Heh.

From the patriotic "Garanimals" line.

[Danmel]

33. You beat me to it!

First thing I thought when I saw that pic is
It matches his tie!"

Oh God, we are just so screwed.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

50. Bush can accessorize

I knew there had to be a savant hiding somewhere in the idiot.

[madrchsod]

7. never dawned on me that he does change his hair color

but now that i think of it he does..."girlie man"

[politicaholic]

10. I want to punch my monitor.

[Bluebear]

11. No!!! You'll get blonde highlights all over your fist!

[elehhhhna]

27. LMFAO!

[dbt]

12. Will you all please CHILL a minute?

This is quite normal behavior among Reptilian Shape Shifters. It's when you see (as opposed to hear) the Forked Tongue that you need to worry.

:evilgrin:

[mwb970]

14. He looks like one of the Beach Boys...

Maybe the dead drummer.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. WHAT THE FUCK.

I mean, seriously. Doesn't he have MONEY? Isn't he the president? Well, ok, some of us would argue that point.

But DAMN doesn't the guy have access to a decent hair stylist/colorist?

Shit. Looks like my alcoholic stepdad when he used to try to color his hair in the kitchen sink with some shit he bought at the drugstore.

boosh sure is red-eyed there. Has he been hitting the bong too hard?

[DulceDecorum]

20. That's why in 1986,

Bush described himself as "all name and no money." And the investors who had generously financed him probably had an even less generous description of their golden boy and his expensive holes, maybe even a name with "hole" in it.
http://www.commondreams.org/views/092100-102.htm

[Lisa]

44. last I heard, his stylist was an Afghan woman ...

Maybe this is her subtle revenge for what he did to her country!

[begin_within]

19. It's jaundice - a symptom of hepatitis or mononucleosis (kissing disease)

[Bouncy Ball]

23. You know

he is really yellow.

What's wrong with him, I ask for the millionth time?

[Rob H.]

31. Also a symptom of much more serious liver problems

There was a doctor who worked at a school where I was employed many years ago who died of a liver disease (either liver cancer or cirrhosis, I'm not sure). He looked very jaundiced at the end--Bush's decades of drinking may finally be catching up with him.

[begin_within]

34. Yes, excessive drinking can lead to it too.

[Ganja Ninja]

40. The old liver finally gave up.

Maybe there's a freeper somewhere willing to donate.

[Cleita]

22. Isn't that what the Grecian Formula does?n/t

[Bluebear]

24. I've heard it turns you green, not Beach Boys Blonde!

[elehhhhna]

28. Sun-In. Sun-in and Lemon juice.

[Bluebear]

30. Very 1970's

Maybe he is nostalgic for his party years.

[peekaloo]

29. kinda yellowish-mustard for the Hot Dog

[leftofthedial]

32. It's the Bush Preemptive Hair Color Doctrine

and tonight, Jon Stewart will tell us it seems to be working

[applegrove]

35. Blond is the trick to making the grey seem younger. It makes your

'fading features' stand out. But it also make one shorter. So watch out!!

[applegrove]

36. The eyebrows are the most important thing. If you can get them to

staand out from the hair...they draw attentionto the eyes. And then the mezzmerization can start.

[atommom]

37. Aw, now, go easy on him. He's just trying to find "his look"

so he can find himself a new Mandate!

[underseasurveyor]

38. A blonde monkey

:eyes:

Somebody, anybody please I beg of you, save us from this tasteless miserable lying flatulent puss-bag!




Please

[atommom]

39. Don't Drink and Dye. nt

[Bluebear]

41. Throwing tomatoes

Hehehe I searched this thread to find the original picture but I can't let that zinger go by! :toast:

[Greybnk48]

42. Look at the old drunks eyes n/t

[Stop_the_War]

43. gives new meaning to the phrase "dumb blonde"

[NervousRex]

45. Bush 'n' Dean

Surf's up!!!!

[Bluebear]

46. Gnarly dude!

[NervousRex]

47. Hang 10!!!

[Bluebear]

49. Duuuuuuuude

I was so stoked I was surfing and got all sunburned and shit then I got stoned and the next thing I know I am half on a stage on South Padre Island!

[walldude]

48. Rumpelstilskin... spinning gold out of hair... n/t

[hue]

51. He's morphing aryan...

Look for blue eyes (contacts) and a skin head next!