Kerrying on; rethugs voted for the wrong guy. Awwwwwwww too bad.

[LynnTheDem]

During last year’s presidential campaign, the right-wing offered any number of reasons to fear a Kerry presidency.

John Kerry, the typical tax-and-spender, would negotiate with the terrorists, undermine efforts to ban gay marriage, bring salacious scandals back into the White House, increase government spending while cutting vital missile defense, and get buddy-buddy with his surrender-monkey European allies, like close associate Jacques Chirac.

Or, in other words, Kerry might have…

– Suggested raising taxes to pay for the costs of his massive $2 trillion pet reform project
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20050216/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush

– Entered into negotiations with the terrorists in Iraq
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1029805,00.html

– Proclaimed that “nothing will happen in the Senate” on the anti-gay marriage bill
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A12570-2005Jan15?language=printer

– Nominated a possible cabinet member who once engaged in adulterous romps in a motel room reserved for exhausted 9/11 workers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Kerik

– Offered White House press privileges to a partisan activist with an alleged history in gay prostitution
http://www.dkosopedia.com/index.php/Jeff_Gannon

– Released the largest budget in U.S. history
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-020705assess_lat,0,4635030.story?coll=la-home-headlines

-while slashing missile defense spending by $5 billion over six years
http://www.defensenews.com/story.php?F=643570&C=america

– During a “warm” and “friendly” tour through Europe, declared that Jacques Chirac could make a “good cowboy”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=519648

Rightwingnuts; dumbest rubes and stupidest MFers on the planet.

[Mojambo]

1. Good stuff

It will go right over the head of most Bush voters, but what doesn't?

[blm]

4. Whenever they brag about any human move Bush makes, they never realize

that he was pushed into it by a Democrat who towered over him in the presidential timber department.

Kerry made that 2 week trip overseas to FORCE Bush to follow in his footsteps and be a better world citizen, even if it was mostly just for show for Bush.

Any little bit of statesmanship and humanity out of this dictatortot is better than zero.

[ginnyinWI]

13. right you are, and I don't think he's done yet

Kerry must realize that Bush doesn't act, he only reacts. So it becomes a big chess game. Lookin' forward to it! :)

[DUBYASCREWEDUS]

23. HOW TRUE

I work with someone who voted for the Moron because he looks "good" in a cowboy hat! They don't even realize how dumb that sounds! I keep a small, but visible bumper sticker on my desk: "I think, therefore I'm a Democrat".

[not fooled]

27. yeah, my resident *-lovin' doof...

...was very impressed by how good * looked "cutting brush on his ranch", until I informed the moran that *'s pig farm was bought in 1999, i.e. to be a faux folksy photo-op setting:eyes: during the prez race. And, I also informed him that * is askairt of horses!

The ignorant, *-lovin' dolt's eyes rolled back in his head as the possibility that the glorious * ranch might be a stage setting collided with his fantasies of * as a good-ol'boy All-"Murkan cowboy.

Geez, these *-lovers are SO dumb: naive and easily impressed by image and spin.

[The Backlash Cometh]

33. Oh, they know.

When I get together with the Repub family members, you know when there was a scandal against republicans because their heads lean towards each other as if to say, "brace yourself." They also have a frown of disapproval on their faces as if I had already made the first jab. I first started noticing this behavior with the pedophile priest scandals.

Funny thing is, I am never the one to bring up politics. They do, every time. And they ask for my opinion. Maybe it's time to pick up smoking so I can have an excuse to be alone?

[mattclearing]

2. I guess we should all celebrate now.

It looks like John Kerry got elected after all.

:D

*ducks*

[LynnTheDem]

3. LOL! Except, of course, Kerry would have done NONE of those things

republican lies & projecting of their own hidden bullshit agenda. And of course the rightwingnuts fell for it hook, line and sinker. As always.

Gawd rightwingnuts are SOOOOO STUPID!

[mattclearing]

5. Well, maybe the kissing up to France part.

But yeah, I hope the other side are happy with THEIR LEADER.

edited for poor sportsmanship

[LynnTheDem]

9. Kerry wouldn't have had to kiss and grovel up to France, the way bush is

trying & failing to now.

Rightwingnuts are failures; no surprise their Dear Leader is and always has been a total failure.

[Griffy]

6. Kerry DID get elected, just not inaugurated! FRAUD! nt

[mattclearing]

7. Yes, I remember. Thanks. n/t

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. Thanks for taking time to list all of that.

Yes, the Rightwingnuts got played and they don't even realize it. There blind adoration once again shows their stupidity. If Kerry were in office and had done these things I'd be raising hell!

[Dawgs]

10. All within 35 days of inaguration...

Bush sure is making this second term fun...

[King Coal]

11. That is a GP!

Great post Lynn. The monkey has been busy. All that in less than two months?

[pelagius]

12. Excellent stuff!

There are principled conservatives -- believe it or not! -- and, although I think they're wrong, I enjoy goading them on about Bush's fiscal irresonsibility. Some as them can gets as pig-biting mad about Bush as a Deaniac on steroids.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

14. Saw this on Atrios....

Hey, that's a great first post for me on DU, saying I saw this on Atrios....

Anyway, I thought it was excellent and I decided to post the same thing over at TheDumb Forums (in Politics). I've been arguing with this wingnut for a while so I'm looking forward to seeing what he'll say about this.

He's doing the typical wingnut evasiveness actions on my other posts.... it's funny but sad.

*back to lurking*

[KeireG]

15. Ha!

Excellent post.

[newyawker99]

22. Hi Zenzic!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[FunkyLeprechaun]

29. Thanks!!!

and *sigh* The conservative on the board where I posted said, "So you get all of your anti Bush information from an extreme left administration hate blog. I should have known."

I replied: I'm not surprised you're not going to defend Bush.

Hopefully that was a snappy comeback!

[joefree1]

16. So I guess it's time for this bumper sticker

51% got played like the suckers they are.


Download the free PDF letter size art here:
http://www.ediablo.com

[PATRICK]

36. 4% ask

How their vote got recorded for Bush.

[UrbScotty]

17. But at least Bush is a good Christian!

He is pro-life (except after Birth), and hates gays.

[JohnyCanuck]

18. He doesn't hate gays,

at least not the ones who give him virtual blow jobs in press conferences.

[demo dutch]

19. You have got to realize that Chirac and other European Leaders

are surely laughing behind W's back!
A good cowboy? yeah right!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Excellent.My first impulse was to send this to Republicans,

but then I remembered, they do not listen or respond or comprehend logical rational arguments. I may try it anyway just to see the response.

BY the way. Rove's modis operandi -- criticize your opponent for EXCACTLY what your own candidates weaknesses are. Or in this case, warn of something that will be doing yourself.

[Odysseus Poseidon]

31. Laura PackYour Bags

Very insightful and true.

It is what I call the Republican Twist. Unfortunately the sheeple just eat it up.

[Straight Shooter]

21. Wow, Lynn, I knew we were being (neo)conned, but this spells it out

You will be sending this to Rush, won't you? Ann Coulter? Bill O'Reilly?

:evilgrin:

[JohnnyRingo]

24. EXCELLENT post

I saw a product on the 'net for "Fox Blinders".
They were worn like sunglasses and appeared as partitions on either side of the eyes (with Fox logos).

It would seem that about half of America must have purchased a pair not to see the disparity between what Buxh says... and what Buxh does.

Being a supporter of the admin requires the verbal finesse and graceful side stepping of Fred Astaire.

[mark wayne]

25. You go girl!

Tell it like it is!

[wisteria]

26. Thanks for putting Bush's current follies and mandates into perspective.

for me, and to think,he's only just begun his 2nd term. I can't help but think of all the good that would have been accomplished if John Kerry would have become our president.

[MadisonProgressive]

28. This was special from the freeper article on Gannon press pass

"We need to up the ante on this one. While Talon News is independent of FreeRepublic.com, we should press for press passes for Freepers. Using this case as discovery - we prove the predisposition of most of the White House Press Corps to voting for Dems, supporting leftist causes & candidates & asking questions of both Mr. McClellan and the President that could be scripted at the DNC."

[Lucky Luciano]

30. wow....they really are from another galaxy...nt

[blondeatlast]

32. Excellent work. I'm just waiting for the day when any of the

Bush voters I know regrets it--I'm expecting it to arrive very soon.

[Roland99]

34. That's pretty good!

But, btw, yesterday there was a successful missile defense test. Gee...what timing.

[Tracer]

35. Some Republicans DO see the light!

While on vacation last week, we had dinner with some fellow vacationers we had met Ñ a 30-ish man and his mother.

While chatting at the table, politics came up (we did not initiate this topic!!).

It turned out that the two of them were Republicans and we squared our shoulders for a minor confrontation. But NO!!

The mother opined "I HATE George Bush!" The reason? His attempt at dismantling Social Security. This woman was born in Germany, and could recognize a fascist when she saw one.

The son? He had spent 9 years in the Air Force, but volunteered the information that he had voted for Kerry! Said he liked him and liked what he said.

You could have blown us down with a feather!

[B3Nut]

37. Hey, it happens!

Hopefully it'll happen more and more. It worked for me! :D Putting down the Kool-Aid works wonders. Come on, lurking freepers, give it a shot. It won't kill ya, I promise! Think of the liberating feeling of not having to go through life with a chip on your shoulder and a pinecone up your ass! :D :D :D

(Seriously, it is nicer over here. The pseudo-Republicans in power lied to you. The fundamentalist preachers you trusted lied to you, claiming to believe in Jesus but being bankrolled by self-proclaimed new messiah Sun Myung Moon. The right-wing radio hosts lied to you. You've been used. Now's the time for you to get mad.)

Todd in Beerbratistan

[StephanieMarie]

38. Excellent summary.

I just sent something similar in for a LLTE.

[4_TN_TITANS]

39. I can only imagine what Kerry would have done...

I get so down when I think of what he could have accomplished, he was such a qualified candidate. If he gives it another shot in 2008, I probably will back him. Even worse, in this hardcore Democratic Tennessee county, many people have left their Kerry signs up as a reminder to the rest of the state of how stupid they are. I see reminders everyday of such a tragic lost chance....
:-(

[yorkiemommie1]

40. A +

sums it up very nicely ... and he has so many more opportunities to continue to F*** us up.

[Calvinist Basset]

41. Thank God . . .

John Kerry and the liberals in congress aren't in charge of our government!

:eyes: