Fanboy Lyric War!

[jadedcherub]

Stupid Lyric Fan-Boy War.


Wonk, you're up first!

.jc.


Edit:
Well played.

[Wonk]

1. Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on

a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
you.

[drhilarius]

4. Well, seeing as how I'm now in the 700 club...

let me go in kicking...

Dear God - XTC
Dear God, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image,
see them starving on their feet
'cause they don't get enough to eat from God,
I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but...
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image,
see them fighting in the street
'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but...
your name is on a lot of quotes in this book,
and us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
and all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain't, and so do you, dear God,
I can't believe in
I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
and it's the same the whole world 'round.
The hurt I see helps to compound
that Father, Son and Holy Ghost
is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive
that my heart's here upon my sleeve.
If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you...

Dear God.


on edit: just felt like the whole song was worth posting.

[nine23]

8. SYNERGY: I just listened to "Dear God" about 30 mins. ago...

jadedcherub has sausages. My current religion (about 10 mins. old, started with a "papier deux" blunt) is making me hongree...

[jadedcherub]

5. I won't believe in heaven or hell,

No saints, no sinners, no Wonks as well.
No pearly gates, no XTC.
You're always saying, "What is good?
All that heightens the feeling of power,
the will to power, power itself in man.
It's you,

Dear God.
It's you, Wonk.


.jc.

Edit:
Wonked a quoty mark.

[Wonk]

9. Reposting the original unedited post, fwiw.

Religion ...(Good God!)... what is good for...

anyone up for a religious debate?

I take no sides, (but will, probably, end up on the side of the Christians.)

Fuck you Commie!


.jc.

[jadedcherub]

11. Ditto, fwiw.

a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
you.


----

Seriously?


.jc.

[jadedcherub]

13. The idea was that QC had a valid point...

a religious flame-war is totally and utterly not necessary...

But, nevertheless, thanks for the repost!

FWIW!

:yourock:

.jc.

Edit:

I really think my "Fuck You Commie!" was a nice touch.

I mean, call me an aesthetist, but it has a certain ...oh I don't know. Call it artistic flair.

[nine23]

2. I thought you were doing sausages? That's commie food, god boy...

[jadedcherub]

12. No God-boy here.

And, let's be theological for a moment:

There is nothing like 2 sausages (with buns) and onions, ketchup, LOTS of mustard and a *CRISP* pickle...

That's a religious experience, dammit.


.jc.

[QC]

3. Yeah, it's been *hours* since we had a vicious, nasty, divisive, pointless

religion flamewar! Let's get to it! :eyes:

[jadedcherub]

6. Fair enough.

[cornermouse]

7. For what its worth.

Hey, this is God,
Could I please have your attention?
There's a need for intervention,
Yeah, an' I'm disappointed in what I'm seein'.

Yeah, this is God:
You fight each other in my name.
Treat life like it's a foolish game.
Well, I say, you've got the wrong idea.

Oh, all I'm asking for is love.
Well, I've seen you hurt yourselves enough.
Oh, I been waitin' on a change in you.

Yeah, this is God:
I've given everything to you.
Whoa, but look at what you do,
To the world that I created.

This is God:
And what's with this attitude and hate?
You've grow more ignorant with age.
You had agreed: now look at all you've wasted.

Oh, all I'm asking for is love.
Well, I've seen you hurt yourselves enough.
Oh, I been waitin' on a change in you.

I know your every card,
Your heart and soul and every move.
There are so many consequences to the things you do.

Oh, all I'm asking for is love.
Haven't you hurt yourselves enough?
Oh, I been waitin' on a change in you.
A change in you.

Oh, this is God.

Phil Vassar

[drhilarius]

10. Well all I'm sayin' is...

Opiate

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me,
like me.

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.