Bush Declares War on Nature

[Bouncy Ball]

From Faux News:

President George W. Bush, in a press conference today, revealed a stunning and brilliant new front in The War: The War on Nature.

"Yeah, uh, it's just that, see, nature is ugly and uh, nature isn't natural. And it's uh, not natural to have all those people uh, killed and whatnot. So nature's not natural, that's what I'm saying. See you have the Axis of Evil, four of them, which is Sue Nam-ie, Hurricane and Tar-nado. And uh, hurricanes even have names, which proves it. We will not stand for Nature standing in the way of our spreading freedom and democracy everywhere, even those places in the.....uh....Pacific. Over there. We will target Nature whereever it tries to find rest and that includes anyone who harbors nature."

The stunningly brilliant press conference comes right on the tail of Bush's stunningly brilliant comment on the victims:

"Gosh, I um sure will uh pray for them."

Troops are mobilizing now to join the WAR ON NATURE.

[DCdem87]

1. The sad thing is...

this is a pretty accurate assessment of both Faux News and Dubya.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Thanks!

They are so damn easy to satirize!

[goforit]

2. Are you serious??...Is this his real quote??? Un pathetically believable!

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Shhhhh

(it's satire I made up, but isn't it sad that you even thought for a second that it was true? He is truly THAT stupid.)

[Redneck Socialist]

4. Ohh, he's been waging war on the environment for a while now.

It just doesn't get many headlines.

Though I guess those evil doing su-, su-, tidal waves do hate us for our freedoms. :eyes:

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Oh gosh that's true

I shoulda thrown in some of that in his speech as "PROOF" that he's been waging war on nature for quite a while, thus KEEPING US SAFE FROM NATURE.

[Somawas]

7. It's been too long to blame Clinton

for everything, so I guess nature is next in line.