Okay guys, we have to found religions to get through this.

[Cleita]

Get a group of like-minded friends for potlucks. One of you in the group has to apply for one of those mail order ministries. It's easy from what I understand. Then you can perform baptisms, weddings and funerals. They bring in some income. You can even hold services about what Jesus really stood for. Not only that you can get together donations for charitable and other projects and you will have a tax free status. It's known as exploiting the loopholes your enemy provides you with.