Gonorrhea lecthim (new STD pronounced "gonna re-elect him" - hysterical!!!

[juslikagrzly]

oh wise souls out there,

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain
of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous
and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced
"gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the
Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years and failing to
have taken adequate measures to protect themselves.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include:
Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a messianic
flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate new information into a
rigid idée fixee; xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing thinking.

Please be careful. The only way to avoid infection is to prophylactically vote
for Kerry.

[burrowowl]

1. Punny, Punny?

Not LOL, just a snort.
Ah! Hell, LOL.