I just spent an hour listening to Rush's"open lines Friday"

[underpants]

Well my firends (pounds fist on desk several times)...

The man is more out of it than since the last time I listened to him.

He had ONE call in that hour-a Hispanic sounding women whose 8 year old tells her that Kerry makes no sense.

Rush was so desperate to fill time that he ran his parodies of the House banking and post office scandals from......the early 90's

He interrupted his own rants about:

The Clintons are sabotaging the Kerry campaign
The FACT that the Kerry campaign colluded with CBS (mentioning the timing of Team Clinton coming on board just as the CBS thing happened)
George Soros
His hurricane prediction, which he didn't actually made and then said "No I don't want to go there" :shrug:
How Viacom gives so heavily to the Democrats :eyes:

with these sounds (I am NOT kidding)

Hrr HBBBRrrrrrrrrr HOP
Huh waaaaaaaWaaaat huuuuhaaaaaaa
iP Eeeeeeep Ip yep

Seriously, the man needs help.

[russian33]

1. gargle, rinse, repeat

[proud patriot]

2. You have my deepest condolences

:hug:

[Pirate Smile]

3. Can you say R-E-L-A-P-S-E?

[tom_paine]

7. Why not? Imperial Drug Abuse and Doctor Shopping

is as against the law for an Imperial Stooge in Amerika 2004 as it was for a Commie Stooge in the Soviet Union 1978.

If YOU knew that you could get away with it, wouldn;t you go back?

Leave the rules for the foolish Filthy Little Nobodies who fill the Stormtrooper ranks and the Imperial Subjects, who only know what their TVs tell them and precious little more.

[JuniorPlankton]

4. Need to wash my ears

with soap :)

[Search Party]

5. rush has definitely spun out

ranting

blaming everyone

lying

uncontrollable laughter

= addict

transparent

[LisaLynne]

6. You mean ...

getting off the drugs has made him worse???

[underpants]

8. I literally let out a WTF towards my radio

Read those sounds again but read them sloooooooooow because he took that long to finish them.

[hatrack]

9. I'm just waiting for him to melt into a puddle of lard on air

Preferably with a long, loud flatulent soundtrack.

[catmandu57]

10. Masochist

or is it saddist? I don't know, but I wouldn't do it that like going open eyed into Mordor.

[lebkuchen]

11. I have never listened to Rush

Did I miss his saner days?