The Two Dictators are Giving a Press Conference NOW and....

[leftchick]

Allawi an aWol* are Taking questions!!!... on CNN and MSRNC...

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. REAL questions or softballs?

[leftchick]

2. uuuummmm. my educated guess would be

ping pong balls....:crazy:

[dogtag]

10. Allawi is about to get the 'hook'

and he hasn't unrolled the rugs he wants to sell to the press yet.

[gratuitous]

3. Prediction

Three questions, no substantive answers, then "We gotta go, lunch is waiting."

The Amazing Gratnak is nearly as accurate and reliable as the Magic 8 Ball, and you don't have to turn him over!

[SpiralHawk]

7. "Lunch!" Did someone say "lunch" ?

"Well, you know, a man has 'needs.'" - G. W. Bush*

*(Records show G.W. Bush has never been AWOL at lunch, and he is proud to run for re-selection on his impeccable record of lunch taking and digestion.

[tridim]

Baghdad Bush says

Progress in Iraq is just lovely, it's a paradise.

[molly]

4. He sounds like he's reading a book report

[gumby]

5. LIAR, LIAR

Pants on fire!

Neener, neener, neener.

[leftchick]

6. wtf? Last TWO DAYS have been bad for Iraq?!?

try a whole fucking year and a half you dipshit!

[berner59]

8. I said the same thing!!

It's just been bad these last few days everyone...since Kerry has come out swinging!!! The jig is up gentlemen...

[leftchick]

9. blah blah blah... he is reading chimpy*s stump speech...

all the same shit...

[chimpymustgo]

11. God, he does go on...

STFU!

[leftchick]

12. Iraq's ECONOMY is Flourishing?!?!?

OIL pipeline destroyed all over and they say this shit with a straight face!

[leftchick]

13. Liar chimpy* says abizaid did NOT ask for more troops.....

wtf? he gets away with it. No follow up on the lie...

[leftchick]

14. Iraq Theater is part of the War on Terra

if we fail in Iraq we will be more insecure....

[Cocoa]

15. Allawi: Kerry is a flip-flopper

I'm not watching, just guessing...

[berner59]

18. saying "mixed messages" sends wrong message....

When has Kerry sent a mixed message??? What about you liar...WMD, no WMD...huh????

[rsmith6621]

20. Good First Question......

But thats all CBS decided it had time to cover.......back to Montel...


I hope Kerry exposes every lie spoke in that conference TODAY..

[leftchick]

16. Said "Iraq is Hard Work"

"we all know that" FOUR fucking times....

[leftchick]

17. Surprise! someone from Iraqi media shows up!

how convenient! :puke:

[BeyondGeography]

21. And the Asshole in Chief makes fun of him

"I'm not so sure I agree with that," in response to a question asked in Arabic before the question had been translated.

A sad attempt at humor that fell flat.

[Cocoa]

25. hasn't the novelty worn off for Bush?

is the fact that people speak different languages still so funny to him?

[berner59]

24. David Gregory getting him riled...

He asked him if he understands why people don't beleive him and then he pipes up that he didn't answer the question... HA!!!! Bush flustering...

[AlCzervik]

19. "Mr. President General Abizaid said he may need more troops"

"Really, he was in my office this morning and he didn't say that"

[KeepItReal]

49. Ain't that some sh*t???

Like the General is afraid to ask for more troops or something??

[AlCzervik]

53. did you hear say later on...

"I'll be having a meeting with him later"...dun dun dun!!!

[leftchick]

22. dick gregory....

asks why we are safer....chimpy* says because saddam is gone.... connecting saddam and 9/11 again Surprise! :puke:

[leftchick]

23. uh oh.. dick said he did not answer the question...

woopsie! and yet he still doesn't answer his follw up question. Kudos for dick for asking!

[berner59]

28. what an idiot!!!!!

He's hanging his confidence on the PM??? Who appointed him...duh!!! The PM doesn't go out in the streets!!! Flop sweat coming... Bush asked for a CBS guy - FU Bush!!

[BeyondGeography]

26. The mediocrity of it all!

How did this semi-articulate jerk become President? And how could so many Americans be ready to re-hire him?

Just asking.

[leftchick]

29. I have no clue....

it is mind Boggling for sure.

[leftchick]

31. ACK.!!! Calling them "SUICIDERS" again....

there is no such fucking word you idiot*!!!

[leftchick]

27. asking about chimpy saying "handful" of bad guys.....

vs everyone else saying THOUSANDS of terrists are there. Chimpy is melting down now...

[AlCzervik]

30. "Suiciders" The press is really getting under his skin

is he unhinged today or what??

[leftchick]

32. he looks real bad and nervous....

shit! he actually had two REAL questions!

[AlCzervik]

33. He has no control at all

What a temper, he's like a child throwing a tantrum.

[AngryLizard]

37. Yeah, he really is

And Allawi is making him looking even more like a babbling idiot.

But seriously, "I know that's how thing's are because the prime minister told me so." Uh. Are you kidding?

Plus,Bush isn't getting the irony of saying that Iraqis yearn for freedom when they're getting their asses handed to them everyday.

Is the world better off without Sadaam in power. Hmm, let's see. He did kill a bunch of people during his regime, including the ones we were okee doke with in the 80s. But, Over 1,000 americans would still be alive if Sadaam was in power, 10s of thousands of Iraqis, and Iraqi wouldn't be filled with "terrorists". Tossup.

[leftchick]

41. The pm Can't Leave his Fucking Green Zone

withou the US paid mercenaries to protect him in Baghdad. Yep he talks to Iraqis all the time.

[leftchick]

Planted question from repuke reporter to diss JK....

no time to send "mixed messages"... what does that mean Mr. pretzeldent?... :puke:

[JohnnyRingo]

34. Buxh has complained 3 times about what the media shows.

Can we expect a media shut out in Iraq?

No news is good news for Buxh.

[berner59]

38. Bush just said...

That the right track in Iraqi poll was better than here!!!! oooppppss!!!! OMG!!!!

[tridim]

45. That was a big slip up

Huge. Kerry should run with it.

[leftchick]

35. OMG!!!! ANOTHER REAL QUESTION!

from Terry Moran about their "rosey scenario" not being real. The Iraqis want the US Occupiers out! Fuck chimpy is melting down now...

[KeepItReal]

43. Yeah, real questions...what the Cheney had gotten into the media???

Bush & Allawi basically say either you're with us or you love Saddam....

[leftchick]

55. and 9/11 changed everything...

:eyes:

[RDL]

36. I'm watching

the "press conference" on CNN. I can't believe what a fucking illiterate idiot shrub is. I usually try to avoid listening to him, as I find it embarrassing to think he is a member of the same race that I am. Holy shit, this guy just continues to babble the same crap over and over and over. My sympathies are with the American citizens with a brain. Vote the fucker out!

[leftchick]

40. thank you for your sympathies....

he is a major embarassment for every thinking American. :(

[RummyTheDummy]

39. Two mass murderers in one place

Kind of intriguing to watch. Allawi is just as bad as Sadam and Bush is more evil than both of them. Good to see Allawi came out of his frady hole for this little stunt.

[AngryLizard]

44. What's he doing here, anyway

Shouldn't Allawi be governing the Iraqi people? How on earth will they do without him?

[JohnnyRingo]

48. This is a vacation for Allawi....Nobody tried to kill him yet today.

I don't think he's been able to stand outside at home since he was appointed.

[0007]

62. ....and getting away from John Negroponte for a few days is a real biggy

Wonder who has the top bunk?

[JI7]

42. that thing is supposed to be President ?

[dogtag]

46. Help me out, please

what was that crap about Allawi being set upon in his London flat by assassins wielding axes? Mighty Mouse Allawi subdued TWO hatchet wielding henchmen? Is he kidding? The mind boggles..

[leftchick]

52. that is the story....

then he went to work for the CIA! what a fucking resume huh?

[desi]

47. ROFL..

..MSRNC just cut them off...

[dogtag]

51. Still on at CNN

9/11 changed everything...war was a last resort...blah, blah, lie, lie, lie

[KeepItReal]

58. Yeah, someone gave the signal to bail

I'm surprised they even let them ask more than 2 questions.

[AgadorSparticus]

59. that bad, huh? LOL. it must be so hard for the so-called media:

one the one hand, give kerry a little bit of time and he knocks the socks off of everyone and looks WAY too good. on the other, show a bit of dimwit and he shoots himself in the foot. what to do, what to do????!!?!! ha ha

[RDL]

50. He's gonna to

fall down in a minute... (fuckin' loser)

[BeyondGeography]

54. The broken record plays on

"You see, 9/11 changed everything. We had to deal with it, uhhhh..."

[RDL]

56. He doesn't want to send

"mixed signals". Then what the fuck is a "suicider"? Is that like a Lower Eastsider? An Easyrider? Which planet is he from again?

[skygazer]

57. "Saddam had to go"

"Of course, I was hoping to do it diplomatically." Yeah, right! When did you try that?

[vogonity]

60. Randal Golen (sp) Faux News

For some reason the past two days I have found the strength to listen to shithead talk for longer than one minute. I must confess I pay no attention to fox news and had suspected that maybe those of us on our side might have exaggerated slightly the fox news bias. Mea Culpa. This Golen guy asks something along the lines of "How much does Kerry's criticism of the war screw our soldiers in Iraq, a whole huge humongously large amount, or just a humongous amount?"

fux sux

[DemonFighterLives]

61. I got a much different message today

Seems as though the reporters were hungry for some truth. B*sh acted as though he exhausted all measures before attacking. The Iraqi's want to vote - no sh*t and they don't want bushco or Allawi to get in the way.