***Male Delegate who Assaulted Protestor Identified***

[OSheaman]

IT'S DR. LAURA'S SON
IT'S DR. LAURA'S SON
IT'S DR. LAURA'S SON
IT'S DR. LAURA'S SON

I hope this hasn't been posted already. Regardless, props go to Lip Synch over at the Something Awful forums for bringing this to my attention.

from http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2004_09_01_patriotboy_archive.html#109451325217047800

Young Republican identified

Our intrepid agents, armed only with Google and a gallon of Night Train, have figured out who this brave young man is. Yes, the aspiring GOPer who kicked a female protester while she was subdued by only three Secret Service agents, then manfully denied his actions to a French television journalist who had the audacity to challenge him.

It's Deryk Schlessinger (in an April, 2004 photo). And he is his mom's kid. Or maybe he isn't; some of our crack investigative team are agitating for additional resources before confirming.





Best news I could have possibly hoped for.

[NMDemDist2]

1. has this been vetted? hard to tell by fuzzy pic "proof" n/t

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. Actually, click on the fuzzy pic (on the blog site)

Not only does the original article state that he is Dr Laura's Hellspawn, but that the kid sells Hookah pipes for a living! Didn't Tommy Chong go to prison for something like that??

[jonnyblitz]

2. dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2319332&mesg_id=2319332

[OSheaman]

4. FUCK!

This board is too good. I knew I would get beaten. :(

[jonnyblitz]

5. you are the third one to post this...

:hi:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Oh please, oh please if there is a deity...

Let this be true.

This is...faboo.

[Poisonskin_com]

6. I doubt it

So whats the deal? Thought he was some dude from Alaska named Taylor Brickford.

that'd be funny if it was her kid.

to much disinfo everywhere.