Michelle Malkin -- You see, it's like cooking...

[lunarboy13]

Michelle Malkin -- Serves 100,000 right-wing idiots

6 Cups of Ann Coulter stock

2 Cups Dried Bone powder from John Wilkes Booth's grave

1 Cup of Stalin's dried brain matter

1/4 cup of Hitler's ashes

2 Tablespoons of Ted Bundy's brain matter (wet)

1 Tablespoon of Bob Novak's urine

2 teaspoons of Tucker Carlson's back hair (ground into a fine powder)

1 teaspoon of Charles Manson's blood (dried works best)

1/4 teaspoon of Sean Hannity's semen (this is extremely difficult to get -- use a toned, muscular late teens young man wearing only a pair of biker shorts. Once Hannity has been successfully "seduced", it may take several attempts to get the appropriate amount for the recipe.

1/4 teaspoon of salt


Bring Ann Coulter stock to a rolling boil, then add dry ingredients. Turn heat to low and simmer for 30 minutes. Then add Ted Bundy's brain matter, Novak's urine, and Hannity's semen.

Stare deeply into the pot. When the foaming mouth that forms begins to spew forth non-sensical sentences, put the lid on and simmer for another ten minutes. After ten minutes, the contents should be completely incapable of ever making a cogent argument that would sway most people above the age of 3.

[UpsideDownFlag]

1. a great bumper sticker regarding this issue...

"minorities who vote republican are like chickens who work for colonel sanders."

[lunarboy13]

2. I Like That!

:-)

[Eric J in MN]

27. The same can be said of people who make under $100,000

who vote Republican.

Maybe their "pro-life" agenda is being advanced, but otherwise they're acting againt their interests.

[Bombtrack]

3. How does she get hotness from all that?

[UpsideDownFlag]

4. she's hot until she opens her mouth.

[Bombtrack]

7. I completely don't get what everyone is talking about her over the last 24

hours. She's basically a conservative dogma-accustomed righty and overly simplistic, but she really is not among the worse right-wing pundits, in my opinion. And I can't believe noone is even willing to admit she's partially right about how she was treated on Hardball. It has nothing to do with politics, Matthews just didn't give a fair interview. I'm for fairness and acuracy, not tit-for-tat sink-to-their-level debate. I'm glad I'm not a talk-show host so I don't have to read that stupid Kerry smear book, but if I was one I would read the Kerry smear book to have credibility in discussing it.

[nostamj]

8. sorry, but you're dead wrong.

Malkin tried the 'some people say' RW tactic to put out the 'kerry's wounds were self-inflicted' meme. just as she was TOLD to do by Rove and Bushco. and got HAMMERED for it.

it's NOT, i repeat NOT in the book. she was LYING. and she was treated with far more respect that she deserved.

period.

[tandot]

10. "...not among the worse right-wing pundits..." well, she beat Ann Coulter

yesterday on Hardball...

She is the craziest right-wing fundamentalist idiot I've ever seen. Sorry, but you are wrong.

[Bombtrack]

18. where does it say she's a fundamentalist

Really I just think there's a strange group-think reimagination going on among you people

[DemocratSinceBirth]

21. "you people"

as opposed to wahat other "people"...

[tandot]

23. Who is YOU people???

do you like the term extremist better?

She is insane and showed it yesterday on National TV. I don't know what you watched, but your response is very similar to responses I've read today on Freerepublic.

[Bombtrack]

31. No I wouldn't use the term extremism. Because it has nothing to do with

ideology. I'm just confused at a certain whole bunch of people who saw something I don't think took place. But you go ahead and imply I'm a freeper for having an objection to what I percieve as a minor case of group-think revisionism

[tandot]

33. Well, I watched it yesterday, and I saw what I saw

and I guess a lot of DUers saw the same. I don't know why you accuse us of group think.

She made claims that where totally unsupported. Chris Matthews ask her a couple of tough questions and she couldn't answer them.

If you bring up sh*t, at least be ready to support it. She looked like a fool because she couldn't really defend anything she was saying. She was trying to discredit Kerry without getting herself implied in the whole thing. "I've heard...I've read...These people claim...These people say..." these are her ways of smearing Kerry without implying herself. The bad thing is that stupid people might fall for that.

Your impression of Hardball differs for some reason. I saw an insane right-wing extremist trying to smear somebody who was willing to fight, kill, and die for his country. He was lucky to survive...many weren't. Bush never experienced that.

I immensely dislike people like her because she essentially discredits all Veterans who served in Vietnam and got a medal for their heroism. Maybe we should evaluate ALL medals awarded to Vietnam Vets to make sure that there injuries where serious enough to deserve a medal?

How far will these people go to have Bush re-(s)elected? Lying, cheating, stealing? For you defend those people makes me question why you are here on DU. What is wrong with that?

I have the utmost respect for anyone who was in Vietnam or any other war. To fight for your country, to face death, and to kill another human being...I would never been able to do that. I am a wussy...John Kerry is not.

[redstateblues]

37. Group Think Revisionism? That's psychobabble

I saw it too- I'm not a group think revisionist- what a ridiculous insult

[vivalarev]

13. How she was treated on Hardball?!?!?!?!

Sorry bomb, but you couldnt be more wrong!!!! tweety is pissed about people using his show and distorting the facts lately in the political arena. He has every right to grab that bitch by the neck for that statement she made. Just having her on the show saying such an assanine statement can hurt tweety's new found credibility and he wasnt havin none of it. i think he handled her lightly. personally, i would have kicked that stupid bitch right off the show, in the middle of the interview, live on national tv if i were him. Fuck fair! she desrved it!!!

[Bombtrack]

17. what statement?

??????

[DemocratSinceBirth]

25. That Kerry Shot Himself (nt)

then she hid behind the "other people are saying it" canard...


I could say I have no direct knowledge but others have said Michelle Malkin copulates with horses....

[tandot]

26. Yep, "Michelle Malkin copulates with horses"...I've heard that, too so it

must be true.

no facts, nothing to back anything up, just "I've heard.." or "They've said..."

But it is enough for some people to believe it if you just raise a little bit of doubt or if you just simply insinuate something...

[Sparky McGruff]

35. I heard that one about the horses. I also heard...

Some people have said that Michelle Malkin is a brain dead idiot, who makes things up and passes them off as factual.

Some people have said that Michelle Malkin is a fraud.

Some people have said that Michelle Malkin gives herself a garden-hose enema every morning, before heading off to fellate Karl Rove.

I'm not making any accusations. In fact, I'm not even going to mention who those people are, or whether they are credible. "Some people" could even be the voices inside my head.

But, I'm not making accusations.

But, I think Michelle Malkin has to answer to these important issues. Especially the one that some people are talking about -- the one about Michelle Malkin, four goats, a rabbit, and a bottle of Tequila. Some people have been talking, all right...

[Bombtrack]

29. Why can't you just be honest. She didn't say that. We hurt ourselves when

we have to lie. She never said that Kerry shot himself or that others said Kerry shot himself. I hate having to have these arguments. Mathews was the person to bring up the notion of him shooting himself.

I don't like the woman, (she called Howard Stern "poison" for christ sake) but I'm just perplexed by this need for people to be revisionists.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

32. We Must Have Been Watching Different Shows?

Chris Matthews asked her twelves times if Kerry shot himself.....


She refused to answer....



She also said in her blog that Keith Olberman called her an idiot... They showed the video and he said no such thing.....


I think the fact that she's arguably attractive has clouded your judgement....


She could look like Lucy Liu and with her vacant heart would not be attractive to me....

[lunarboy13]

36. Sorry bozo...read the transcript...watch the tape again...

SHE brought up the possibility that John Kerry's wounds were self-inflicted, Matthews just pounced on it. Go to:

http://www.msnbc.com

And look for "transcripts". Click on "hardball Aug 19th" and you should be good to go...


And how can you even believe in an Asian-American who thinks that the Japanese Internment camps were a good thing? If you don't believe that little nugget of info, go to her website:

http://www.michellemalkin.com

And if you don't puke when you read her little diatribe...then we know who you really are...

[DemocratSinceBirth]

41. It Was Enough To Point Out The Error Of Bombtrack's Statement

without calling him Bozo...


He's obviously infatuated with Michelle Malkin...


I don't blame him... Filipinas are quite attractive....



My girlfrined is from the Phillipines... She's very attractive but thank god she's a leftie like me....

[Melinda]

40. She absolutely said that!! READ IT HERE!!!!!

BROWN: He volunteered twice. He volunteered twice in Vietnam. He literally got shot. There‘s no question about any of those things. So what else is there to discuss? How much he got shot, how deep, how much shrapnel?

MALKIN: Well, yes. Why don‘t people ask him more specific questions about the shrapnel in his leg. They are legitimate questions about whether or not it was a self-inflicted wound.

(CROSSTALK)

MATTHEWS: What do you mean by self-inflicted? Are you saying he shot himself on purpose? Is that what you‘re saying?

MALKIN: Did you read the book...

MATTHEWS: I‘m asking a simple question. Are you saying that he shot himself on purpose.

MALKIN: I‘m saying some of these soldiers...

MATTHEWS: And I‘m asking question.

MALKIN: And I‘m answering it.

MATTHEWS: Did he shoot himself on purpose.

MALKIN: Some of the soldiers have made allegations that these were self-inflicted wounds.

MATTHEWS: No one has ever accused him of shooting himself on purpose.

MALKIN: That these were self-inflicted wounds.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5765243/

[Bombtrack]

43. Saying there are questions about it being a self inflicted wound isn't

the same thing as stating he shot himself. I really don't know why I'm bumping this thread other than the fact that you're "correcting me" with a false correction.

[lunarboy13]

42. I apologize for the "bozo" comment...See below for Public service....

~***Do Not Post Drunk!!!***~

[lunarboy13]

5. After it cools...

You pour the vile mixture into your favorite "love-doll" mold.

[Swamp Rat]

6. HAHAHA! What an awful witch's brew!

Unfortunately, there's a lot of adults that have a childlike mind.

[tandot]

9. She definitely has 2 tbs of Bundy's brain...she showed that yesterday

This is a hilarious post. Thanks, Lunarboy13

:yourock:

[Joanne98]

11. I liked this part

1/4 teaspoon of Sean Hannity's semen (this is extremely difficult to get -- use a toned, muscular late teens young man wearing only a pair of biker shorts. Once Hannity has been successfully "seduced", it may take several attempts to get the appropriate amount for the recipe.
:)

[vivalarev]

14. HAHAHAHAHA....perfect!!!!!

[Bluebear]

12. Ann Coulter's stock is way down. Now so is Malkin's.

[vivalarev]

15. everyone needs to caption that picture!!!

[Bread and Circus]

16. Man, that's funny but why no Rush Limbaugh ingredients?

[lunarboy13]

20. Michelle Malkin is best served with...

A Rush Limbaugh-tossed salad (see prison manual)

and a warm, toasted slice of Scarborough bread...

[Taxloss]

19. She certainly suffers from a distinct lack

of intellectual rigour. Her columns are poorly worded, poorly argued and poorly thought through. And her approach is so unnecessary that I find it amazing a newspaper even gave her a job.

[AgadorSparticus]

24. in other words, she is a no talent, brainless scumbag--like all the other

RW pieholes. I heard this crazy bitch talk once and it was more than enough. She is as crazy as Coulter. :crazy:

[Taxloss]

28. Oh, she clearly has a brain.

Sadly, it appears to operate like a broken toaster - it either burns her argument to pointlessness or it does nothing at all to it. Either way, the effect is lost.

I like the word "piehole" and will be dropping it into conversation o this side of the pond from now on. :-)

[AgadorSparticus]

39. she is a cunning, soulless piece of shit.

she would not be getting the national platform that she is getting if it wasn't for the fact that she serves the neocon agenda-- like alan colmes. and she knows it. this is the deal she made with the devil for her 15 minutes of "fame".

she is worthless when it comes to debating her points in a cohesive manner, isn't she? can't wait for her next meltdown. i'm going to take K8-EEE's advice and mute the tv and just watch her stupid face go off. it should be good, cheap fun. LOL

glad you like the piehole term. use away. i don't remember where i've heard it. but i like it too.

[blm]

22. Heheh...at SNL that would be 'The Soiled Kimono'

(R.I.P Mr. Mike)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

30. If You Want To Really Get A 1/4 Teaspoon Of Sean Hannity's Semen

all you need is a picture of AWOL in his flight suit....

[tandot]

34. LMAO. Thanks, DemocratSinceBirth...

I bet he has one of these under his pillow.

[DU GrovelBot]

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