Laura Bush needs to keep her mouth shut

[CatWoman]

ROFL!!

http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=l&board=37138469&tid=apstemcellpolitics&sid=37138469&mid=4571

HEY LAURA
by: missywhereru 08/09/04 07:35 pm
Msg: 4571 of 4579
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SINCE YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT SAVING LIVES, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND YOU SLAYED IN 1963.

The Stepford Wife Speaks.....
by: mainejeff 08/09/04 07:35 pm
Msg: 4569 of 4580
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No wonder they've kept her in the kitchen for the past 4 years..........

Start With Her Stem Cells
by: zorrothefox2002 08/09/04 07:37 pm
Msg: 4579 of 4580
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She's not using them.

I Don't Trust A Women Who Would
by: missywhereru 08/09/04 07:28 pm
Msg: 4549 of 4584
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marry G.W. Bush.

[noahmijo]

1. No she needs to keep parroting her hubbies bullshit

the more this yenta speaks to crowds as if she's preaching to her phony Xtian sewing circle the more swing voting women who work their asses off for a living become disgusted with the bush family I think.

[NC_Nurse]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's great!:D

[Bluebear]

3. "Satin is tempting you!"

LMAO. What about a nice crushed velvet?

[CatWoman]

5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my stomach hurts from laughing so much.

[laruemtt]

4. she needs to support

stem cell research on the off chance they can find a cure for that hair color she's got on her head! that has got to be the strangest color orange i've ever seen, kind of radioactive looking.

[Bluebear]

6. Loving Care do-it-yourself "I Love Lucy" Medium auburn #271A

[CatWoman]

7. *snarf*

[Disturbed]

8. Dumbass's brain needs to be repaired.

It will only get worse. Neo Fascists should support the research for the Dumbass's sake. His brain is deteriorating quickly.

[PsN2Wind]

17. Don'tchaknow?

She changes it with the terror alerts. Tom Ridge always calls her hairdresser so the potion can be mixed before her appointment.

[Imalittleteapot]

9. There isn't a muzzle big enough.

Wahaha.

[Snoggera]

10. I may be the only one

but I have NEVER, not once, heard her speak. I plan on keeping it that way.

[CatWoman]

11. she sounds like she looks

[Snoggera]

29. Goofy as hell

If no one knew who she was, would they even want to get within 50 yards of her?

[Ripley]

12. Egads.

Do you really have to start these "first wifey" mock threads? Remember what they did to Hillary and everyone said..."hands off"?

Not that I wouldn't want to ask Laura "What is your goal in life?"....

[CatWoman]

13. Is Hillary going around the country speaking out against stem cell study?

Is Hillary going around the country masquerading as a scientist?

[Ripley]

20. Yep, Laura sounds like she's ...

POLITICAL and campaigning for her husband.

Hell, unlike Hillary ever was. :eyes:

Oh, before you bite my head off...you are right, Laura has no authority to speak about stem cell research and she always speaks in such grin-harnassed speech patterns of those who have just taken a dose of il dopeyo of users choice....

well, duh, who'd believe her if she told you your house was on fire?

[pinniped]

23. Laura * and her stupid imbecile husband both hold PhDs in stupidity.

n/t

[Cha]

15. IMV, if laura bush is out there talking against stem cell research

like a damn fool then she needs to get mocked and knocked into the 21st century.

[Cha]

14. What kind of a political message board is this?

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[CatWoman]

18. oh, you'd bang Velma

[trumad]

21. Hell Ya! She's Hot!

I especially liked her when she was under the ghost spell... Woody came out when she sported some clevage!

[Swamp Rat]

22. Velma has a weird, jaundiced look about her.

I actually had this card back in the early 70s.

[PsN2Wind]

19. No, don't shut her up.

Actually since she has decided to campaign, I wish that Teresa would invite her to debate. Whataya suppose the Las Vegas book would be on the outcome of that?

[Cleita]

24. Yeah, I say let her open her yap, then we

can all hear what the Stepford Wife really thinks.

[CaTeacher]

25. It's not even what she thinks--

she is just parroting the prevalent thought in the scientific community and passing it off as her own ideas. What she said (i.e. cures won't be immediate etc) came directly from the National Academy of Sciences. Does she think that we actually think she formed opinions of her own on anything?

:puke:

[Cleita]

26. No, but it sure exposes her ignorance if she doesn't understand

what she's saying and I think more people should hear her thoughts or parroted thoughts anyway.

[smirkymonkey]

27. Laura Bush v. Nancy Reagan, mano a mano....

that's what I'd like to see.

Laura need to shut it. Two idiot Bushes opening up their pieholes at the same time is more than this country can take.

[chookie]

28. "Oh, you FOOLISH children!!"

Laura scolded the naughty people pressing for stem cell research, saying that all they do is give false hope to people like Mrs Reagan and me, who both watched our loved ones be slowly destroyed before our eyes. She doesn't want me and Nancy to be disappointed, because she says that cures for vicious diseases like Alzheimer's, diabetes, etc are not just around the corner.

So -- we CAN believe that "prosperity" is around the corner, and that peace in Iraq is around the corner, and the US prevailing in the War on Terra is around the corner, and even that man on Mars is around the corner, -- and that this is the OPTIMISM that George W is all about, but we MUST not believe that advances in medicine as the result of stem cell research is around the corner, -- research which is UNIV-FUCKING-VERSALLY held to be the most promising frontier in medicine -- no, we are NOT to be optimistic about that! That's why we need grownups like Mrs Bush to explain these things to us.

I've spent too many horrific years enmired in the horrific effects of these diseases to brush Laura's STUPID and CONDE-FUCKING-SCENDING remarks off casually.

Here we go again -- the fucking Bush administration going against EVERY reputable scientific authority, to advance their fundamentalist ideology.

They want to do to science what they did to Iraq -- TOTALLY fuck it up while CLAIMING it has never been a better and happier place.

Chant with me: "THREE MORE MONTHS!
THREE MORE MONTHS!"
THREE MORE MONTHS!"