Seriously, is there anyway bush can be positive at his convention??

[Francine Frensky]

Will the GOP show themselves to be a bunch of grumpy old men (with a few token grumpy women and minorities thrown in for effect) this year???

Anytime we hear a looney complaint about Kerry, he is too weak, he's too french-looking, his vietnam service was not real, etc. we need to point out that the republicans have become nothing but Kerry-bashers, that they have no message, and based on the mess in Iraq, no plan, and no idea wtf they are doing.

GOP: no message, no plan, no hope

[bloom]

1. I expect it will be one big lie

They will probably try to look like dems.

[yorgatron]

2. positive?

have you ever seen crashcart try to smile? he looks like a fucking gargoyle...

[ClassWarrior]

3. They're convention is going to be so fun-filled, it'll make ours look like

an undertaker's convention!!

(Start managing expectations - spread this meme today...)

[kentuck]

4. No. It's not in him....

It's a type of insanity.....doing the same thing over and over....negatively...

[democrat_patriot]

5. RNC: "Things are great right now"!

or some such nonsense.

"When the Clenis ruined this country Chimpy fixed it"

They'll trot out some cool graphs about how the deficit is ONLY 450 billion, not 510 "like those negative liberals though it would be."

Also: "You will die if * isn't elected" God told me.

100's of 'true' stories about 'little iraqi girl/boy who can now go to sleep/school secure in freedom'

"Here's a list of terrorists we've killed.....whereby Iraqi children will read the names, followed by "Thank You Prezdent * "....

Live video feed from Iraq / Afghanistan of soldiers praising Bush, and that if he's not elected "all of you back home will most assuredly die".

They'll lie and repeat Kerry will raise taxes. Doesn't matter it's not true. (Except for 2%).

It will be sickening to say the least.

[KamaAina]

6. "The 'Murkan economy is adding thousands of new jobs..."

What they won't tell you is that those are just a few of the millions of jobs we hemorrhaged right after the "grownups" got back in charge.

[DaveFL99]

7. Gay marriage.

Lots of talk about gay marriage and maybe box turtles.