Bush Vacation Update: Totally Non-Urgent.

[SpiralHawk]

Hey, what's the deal? How come the media is failing to give us daily updates of Bush and family at play out on the Pig Farm?

They covered Bill and Hillary on Martha's Vineyard to the point of pukeage, but we hear barely a word about the day's frolics in Crawford. so what is it? Golf? Parchesi? Segway riding ? Ping Pong ?

America wants to know. That way we can vicariously share in the splendor of the month-long Bush vacation that we are paying for while our sons and daughters attempt to survive the snipers and 120 degree heat of Iraq to protect oil.

[tom_paine]

1. It is unacceptable to emphasize Imperial Vacations

The Emperor, being a vigorous, stren, and honest man, will not tolerate turning his Imperial vacation into a Media Circus.

(that privilege is reserved for Imperial Enemies)

[hatrack]

2. I thought "Segway Tumbling" was the official sport of ChimpCo

Imagine if it makes it into the Olympics next year!

[SuffragetteSal]

3. Dont' worry

Vacation Bible school is usually free!

[grasswire]

4. his poll numbers go up...

.....when he's out of sight.

It's the truth. Check pollingreport.

[trogdor]

5. It's like the piehole effect.

The best thing Shrub can do for the country is play some golf.

[robbedvoter]

6. Fundraising. Reporters not allowed to see the fat cats

It was actually mentioned in an article about Broken Spoke Ranch. (not making this up)