A Question About AG ashcroft:

[RC]

Has anyone heard about Ashcroft lately? The last I heard he was released from the hospital to recuperate at home. That was several weeks ago.

I just like to know what's going on with the enemy.

[rwheeler31]

1. He is the jerk who would not fly on

commercial jets. He is the jerk who started the patriot act. He is the ultra right canidate of the Midwest. The defense will be he has many supporers and many objectors. When you can think back we really tried to get rid this guy.

[smirkymonkey]

2. Apparently he returned to work

this past Wednesday, March 31st. Wonder how long he'll stay quiet though.

Also, I wonder why the media has been so quiet about it. I had to google it to find out. You know, sometimes my overactive imagination gets the best of me, and I think maybe it's not really Ashcroft, who is really cryogenically preserved, but his new and improved doppelganger, Dr. Evil.

[MO_Dem]

5. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Ashcroft hates our freedoms as much, or more, than Al Quaida and Osama do. If he's quiet, just like a small child, you can safely assume that he is into something that's not good for any of us.

If we had real freedom of the press here, we might possibly get a whiff of whatever evil he is up to, but in this day and age, we won't know until it's too late.

[Junkdrawer]

3. If LIHOP ever does break, Ashcroft will be at the very center...

because it is FBI management that obstructed the FBI field offices and now we are learning that FBI upper management knew a great deal about the 9-11 attacks PRIOR to 9-11.

[Padraig18]

4. What do you call it when Ashcroft has an anal cyst?

A brain tumor...

/rim shot

[fob]

6. Heeeyyyyyyy John!!! Don't look down......

[rwheeler31]

7. I hope will not hate Mo. Dems we tried to get rid of this guy.

nt

[RC]

8. Send ashcroft a matched pair of calico kittens,

in appreciation for the great job he is doing. :evilgrin: