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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:11 PM
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If Clinton's penis were on MTP, what questions would it get?
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:12 PM
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1. I just would like to get a look at it personally.
I don't have any questions for it.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:14 PM
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2. How hard has it been to put up with all this abuse?
:)
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:15 PM
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4. how hard has it been
indeed.
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:14 PM
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3. What did you bonk, and when did you bonk it?
I think Ahnold's penis, if it wasn't too drug addled, would be much more interesting.



http://www.wgoeshome.com
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:16 PM
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5. Clenis, Why are you so magical that you can excite Republicans so much?
n/t
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slor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:25 PM
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6. Clenis: "Thanks for inviting me, Tim"...
Tim Russert: "slurp, slurp".
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:31 PM
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9. That's disgusting!
But, I'd ask if you're retired. :shrug:
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slor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:27 PM
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7.  Subject: Clenis: "Thanks for inviting me, Tim"...
Tim Russert: "slurp, slurp".
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:30 PM
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8. Okay, this dumb question deserves a pun answer...
...it would "empty pee" all over Russert.

And if he complained, Mr. Clinton's penis would say, "What's the big deal? You do that to the American people every Sunday. You can drain it out, but you can't take it?"
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nwstrn Donating Member (126 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:33 PM
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10. How does it feel being eclipsed by a nipple
as the root of all evil?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 04:24 PM
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17. Clenis: Hee. Hee. and Howard Stern is being blamed.
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Adelante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 03:59 PM
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11. Please, Mr. Clenis,
can we go back to the 90s again? Please?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 04:23 PM
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15. Clenis: I'm the only one who can go in and out of the 90's
Sorry.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 04:11 PM
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12. my favorite bartcop gif


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lcordero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 04:20 PM
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13. I would like to know what it's secret is for being on five
separate zip codes at the same time, since it gets blamed for everything:evilgrin:
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mouse7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 04:22 PM
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14. "How did you cause the hurricane off Brazillian coast?
That had to be tough. Hurricanes are pretty rare there."
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 04:24 PM
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16. Clenis: I had a tiny part in it.
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seasat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 05:03 PM
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18. It would get no questions.
Russert would simply stare blankly at it and repeat.

"My Precious"

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dogman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 05:24 PM
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19. My Republican dog would want to know
why he didn't take care of it himself.
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